Don't Mess With the Horse
Psycho: "STRIP THE FLESH! SALT THE-GAAAH" *Gets trampled to death under the stomping hooves of the huge war horse*
Iridess: "I am not apologizing!" *Continues on past the other bandits as bullets bounced off of Dark Wind's armor*
Bandit: "Get back here and die!" *Keeps firing*
Iridess: *Turns in her saddle and aims her S&S Munitions fire elemental Shredifier at the bandits and fires, cutting them all down within moments* "No thank you!"
Holly: *Standing and waiting for her next to her truck after shooting at bandits with her Jakobs revolvers* "You know what would be great for you?"
Iridess: *Stops Dark Wind next to the truck* "What would that be, Holly?"
Holly: "A couple o' them shields from Vladof that takes their ammo an' gives it to you when they shoot you. Put one on you an' one on Dark Wind. It'd go grea with that gun mom got you."
Iridess: "Hmm that does sound rather useful. I may give that some thought."
Holly: "I may do that too an' see if I can modify it to cover Outlaw. That'd take my workload down a bit for ammo."
Iridess: "I still can't believe Shyla was able to buy the rights to make this. I love it."
Holly: "Yeah, that's mom for ya. She saw that thing an' thought it'd be perfect for S&S."
Iridess: "And it is wonderful," *Steps off of Dark Wind and stretches a bit* "How many bandits does this make? Thirty?"
Holly: "Yep. Just one more camp to go an' twenty more to take out before we finish the mission." *Takes a bite of jerky*
Iridess: "It shouldn't be too difficult unless we encounter a few Badasses."
Holly: *Laughs* "The only Badasses here is us. The bandits are shit."
*Psycho runs at them from behind a building and swings at Dark Wind, and Dark Wind kicks him in the head and kills him*
Holly: *Laughs loudly* "Make that thirty one! That guy was even more of a dumbass than the other bandits!"
Iridess: *Pats Dark Wind's mane and grins* "It appears so. He really shouldn't have done that."
Dark Wind: *Snorts and lifts his tail over the psycho's head*
Holly: *Snickers and continues laughing* "Oh my fuckin' god, he really shouldn'ta done that!"
Iridess: *Begins to giggle and shakes her head* "The poor, poor man. Shall we go see what these bandits dropped?"
Holly: "Y-yeah, let's go before I lose it any more than I have."
///I know the Shredifier is a Vladof legendary, but I felt it was better with S&S Munitions' booming business since they're back for this///