How would Dark Wizards React if someone wrote indecent songs about them?
Dark Wizards React - 13
Indecent songs.
Ashwinder Scout Oswald Tarrington
When he first hears the song, Oswald is scandalized, deeply embarrassed, and frequently found blushing and hiding his face. His mates sing particularly juicy excerpts from the song over and over to tease him until he retreats to Elisabeth's home to hide until the whole thing (hopefully) blows over. He's too humiliated to really consider who may have written the song and what may have motivated them.
Poacher Stalker Willy Macnair
Macnair quickly adopts the song as his anthem, even creating a dance for it, which he breaks into regularly. Soon, the entire Highlands knows bits of the song. The only aspect of that which bothers Willy is that witches may get the right idea about him, making them less susceptible to his charms.
Ashwinder Executioner Angus McLaggen
Angus doesn't find the song at all humourous. He particularly resents some of the mischaracterizations. Obviously, the song was not written by anyone who's had experience with him in the bedroom. He vows to discover who wrote it, and prove them wrong.
Poacher Executioner Mortimus Ackerley
Mortimus thinks the song is funny, at first, but he quickly realizes that it may eventually make its way back to his mum.
His mum knows about his line of work, but he doesn't want her to hear about his sexual habits, especially any that may be true.
He immediately writes his mum and sister to warn them off listening to the lyrics of the song, which he describes as "wholly and unabashedly fabricated."
Ashwinder Soldier Ernie Macnair
Ernie listens to the song carefully, torn between seething with fury and curiosity. Who wrote this song, and why? Were they trying to seduce him? What witch or - gods forbid - wizard would be so forthright?
He pretends to sing along with it around the campfire, lifting his glass and chuckling, but it nags at him.
He needs to find who wrote it. Once he finds her, he'll act accordingly.
Victor Rookwood
As the current title holder of "Hottest Guy in the Highlands," Victor is used to this kind of attention. However, he finds the existence of the song galling, its boldness threatening. He doesn't acknowledge it, nor answer questions about it. Instead, he calls his PR Witch Ephemera into his office for an urgent meeting to "take care of it."
Ignoring the shoddy examples of tents you poor sods have to share.
What would make for your perfect home from home tent? Decor etc both practical and aesthetic?
Dark Wizards React - 12
Home Sweet Home
Poacher Tracker - Frederick Mills
Freddie doesn't remember ever living in a house, or any kind of dwelling that wasn't some variety of tent, so his frame of reference on this topic is quite limited.
He thinks first of the tent itself - the quality of the thing, the sturdiness - how well it keeps out the wind, intruders.. A wood stove carefully vented outside, the perfect distance from which is placed his bed - a large pile of furs, crupmites not included.
Freddie doesn't need much, never has - but he would like someone to share his pile of furs with. A pretty witch who smells good.
Ashwinder Scout - Oswald Tarrington
Oswald wishes his tent could be as house-like as possible. He yearns for a proper bed, a proper bath, and a place to hang his clothing.
But more than anything, he yearns for safety and permanence of place. Protection from the cold, from livestock wandering in, bringing fleas and lice with them.
Oswald yearns for a table upon which he can set a proper tray of tea and all that goes with it, perhaps with two chairs!
And a doily in the center. He's an Ashwinder, not a barbarian.
Poacher Stalker - H. Wm. Macnair
Macnair's a simple man. A simple man with a long list of things he'd want to see in his own tent.
He needs a proper bar, you see - somewhere to keep his best spirits. Somewhere secure, mind.
He needs a bed - a nice one, and large enough for at least two, no, at least three bodies. Live ones, of course. Female.
He needs an armoire or a wardrobe - somewhere to keep his suits, his hats. He'd like to have somewhere to keep spares. An enchanted armoire that freshens up your things for you.
He needs a mirror, and a shaving stand. It's very important to shave, despite wearing the mask all day. For the ladies, if you get his meaning.
Ashwinder Soldier - Ernie Macnair
Ernie's a man with things to hide, and he needs a good place to hide 'em. First, he'll need shelves for all his books. His library. In fact, he needs his own library tent. Yeah.
For his tent proper, he needs some cabinets.. some chests. Not the kind any fifth year student can pilfer, neither.
He needs two beds. One of the finest quality, with the most comfortable furnishings. The other equipped with conveniently-placed chains and manacles. You never know!
Poacher Executioner - Mortimus Ackerley
All Mortimus wants is one thing - a tent big enough, with a bed big enough, to accommodate his size.
He is tired of hitting his head on wooden beams, running into the paraphernalia hanging from the same and, above all else, he is tired of sleeping on the floor because the cots are all too small.
Sure he could do a charm. Theoretically. Ever 'eard o' alcohol? There's yer answer. Now get me a proper bed!
Being a dirty birdie, would love to know the ladies of the ashwinders kinks.
Can't say I've given this much thought, since I'm not very interested in the dark witches myself. I don't even remember most of their names.. However, since you asked nicely..
Ashwinder Duellist (Davies)
Towering over other witches and most wizards has always given Davies a unique perspective, and not always a flattering one.
As Captain of her squad, Davies is accustomed to being in charge, and has learned to relish it. She's also not particularly feminine in appearance, and it doesn't bother her. However, she is not a lesbian as many may presume, not necessarily, at least. She's more... ambisexual. Perhaps in the way that manifests in being attracted to very short people, and definitely gets off on people being smaller than and, most importantly, subservient to her.
She demands head. A lot of it.
Ashwinder Ranger
Ranger is a tough cookie who's had to adjust to a rough life, but as she's made evident in the game, she still wants to be treated like a lady.
And thus, embarrassing though it may seem, her fantasies begin and end with traditional gender and courtship dynamics. Think flowers and chocolates kind of thing.
Despite her rugged demeanor, she yearns for a man to treat her like the delicate flower she is deep down. There's really not a kinky bone in her body.
Poacher Animagus
Animagus is sadistic, but has a gentle side.. once you're bleeding on the floor, you could expect her to lovingly stroke your cheek as she gloats over her victory.
She likes rough sex, and being both on the giving and receiving end of the roughness. She's always found herself to be a rather unattractive witch, and finds her intimidating mask freeing in a way.
Curiosity would like to know what the secret kinks and favourite sex positions all the Ashwinders, Harlow and Rookwood included are.
I like to think that back in the Victorian era, it would have been a lot less likely to have kinks and such because they didn't spend all day jerking off to internet porn. However, that doesn't mean they wouldn't have tastes or preferences at all.
WARNING: Some of these are extremely depraved and fucked up.
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Victor Rookwood
At "only" 5'8", Victor is dwarfed by most of the men (and women) in his ranks. That said, attitude is everything, and he is a very dominant, commanding, and selfish lover.
Rookwood prefers positions where he's in control: missionary, prone bone, doggy style and such, but as you may have read in Devoutly, he can be flexible and creative when he needs to be.
Sometimes, bringing a woman off makes things more pleasurable for her partner, so he isn't completely against it.
He also loves getting his cock sucked by a witch who is on her knees.
Theophilus Harlow
This big, burly wizard loves to eat pussy and be pretend-dominated by a pretty witch. His favorite position is cowgirl, but the closest he usually gets is reverse-cowgirl which allows his partner to avoid having to look at his face or smell his breath.
Man's got a firm grip on them hips tho.
Oswald Tarrington
Oswald's favorite sex positions are any and all. Due to his youth and inexperience, he is aroused by the slightest sexual suggestion in relation to a female. Even a whiff of a familiar perfume can cause him to spring an untimely, public erection, which then must be carefully concealed under a charm.
Oswald likes older women well enough because he has a "mum thing" but he'll go for any passably-pretty girl. He's a romantic who easily develops feelings for any woman he's the least bit involved with.
Ernie Macnair
Ashwinder Soldier Ernie Macnair is a dirty bastard. He'll never miss a chance to have a go at a witch, especially if she's young and pretty, but he does have his particular tastes. He likes it rough with a lot of talk, power play, and doesn't care if his partner is in pain, much less non-consenting.
Basically, he's an unapologetic rapist.
Mortimus Ackerley
Mortimus is a big guy with a big dick, and it's difficult for him to find a witch who can accommodate his girth. The towering, hulking wizard finds it expedient at times to grip a witch about the middle and lift her to waist height so he can copulate with her mid-air, almost using her like a human fleshlight, except a struggling and screaming one. Good thing Mortimus definitely doesn't mind a little blood on his sword, because it's easier going in when a witch is having her monthlies.
That said, he's not all a violent brute - he also has a soft side that can come out after he's finished railing you almost to death.
H. Wm. "Uncle Willy" Macnair
Uncle Willy wants to put a baby in you. You could call it a "breeding kink," but Macnair calls it the "propagation of the species," "survival of the fittest," and all that jazz. So when he's rutting you, he's going to talk a lot about how he intends to ejaculate inside of you and impregnate you, whether you like it or not.
If you act like you're into it, however, he won't believe you. He almost prefers when you say "no" and plead for him to stop.
Macnair knows that muggle women are less likely to be able to avoid pregnancy, so he frequents muggle pubs and villages when he can get away without scrutiny, Imperio and Obliviate at the tip of his wand.
Angus McLaggen
Angus is a kind and considerate lover with perfectly normal tastes. He wants to find a nice witch to settle down and have lots of children with.
RG React: (Poachers and or Ashwinders) - not necessarily nsfw, sfw too.
If the crupmite walked into your camp, tossed their wand to the ground and surrendered. No games, no trickery. They'd just had enough of running... Fed up with just being the Keepers' puppet.
What would you lovely lot do...?
Dark Wizards React - 11
How would ________ react if you/MC surrendered in the middle of camp?
Ashwinder Soldier Ernie Macnair
Approaches you cautiously, wand trained on you the entire time as he does a full pat down, ensuring you ''aven't a spare on ya."
Once satisfied, he drops his wand and gives your shoulders a playful jostle. "Welcome aboard!"
Ashwinder Scout Oswald Tarrington
"What're you doing?"
The Scout's face is priceless. It's obvious that he's not sure how to react, instead chuckling awkwardly, his wand remaining in his hand but no longer pointed in your direction.
"Shall we go see Mister Rookwood, then?"
Poacher Executioner Mortimus Ackerley
He takes the opportunity to stomp on your wand, shattering it to pieces.
"Can't be too careful." You can imagine the grin behind his mask as he picks you up like a ragdoll and slings you over his shoulder.
"Never fought I'd see the day!"
Poacher Stalker H. Wm. Macnair
He's got such bad PTSD from your constant attempts on his life that he's already let off an enormous Incendio in your direction before your wand even touches the ground.
He shrugs. "Haha, oops."
Jokes are made about "the boss [liking] his capeflappers well-done."
*tiptoes up to the camp and spies Angus and Mortimus sitting together*
*Walks up to them both and looks at them with my big blue eyes*
I'm sorry I stole your chocolate frogs before. Here... I got you both some more to replace them.
*Extends out my hand, offering them a large basket of chocolate frogs and other sweet treats.*
I'd like to say that it won't happen again, but I make no promises.
Angus (Ashwinder Executioner) and Mortimus (Poacher Executioner) look at each other incredulously, then look back at you. Angus reaches for the basket, doubtless tempted by a chocolate frog, but grabs you by the wrist instead - immobilizing your dominant hand, sending your wand clattering to the floor.
You're dragged, kicking and screaming, into a large tent, gagged and bound to a pole in the middle - forced to watch as the enormous brutes devour the entire basket of confections in one sitting.
When you hear the unmistakable sound of the Macnairs talking outside your tent, both men grin at you knowingly.
Question for Daddy Rookwood, Harlow, Oswald, Angus, Macnair (and anyone else)
Where do you stand on single moms? Smash or pass?
Dark Wizards React - 10
How would ________ react to the idea of banging a single mum?
Angus McLaggen
Angus actually likes kids, and he's happy to bang or otherwise be involved with a woman who has one or more of them, particularly if there is no father around who might cause a conflict. He'd hate to have to kill the child's father, after all.
Victor Rookwood
As long as he doesn't have to deal with the children at all, Victor does not mind should a witch have them, but the moment he's "asked to play nursemaid" he will be out the door, never to return. Of course, Mister Rookwood has no intention of formalizing the relationship at any stage regardless. He has turned many a pretty young witch into a single mother himself.
Ashwinder Scout, Oswald Tarrington
At only 19, Oswald doesn't feel quite ready to take on the fatherly role, although if the child is very young, he could be persuaded. The child's mother may then be at risk of becoming jealous when Oswald spends more time taking her kid around town than he does her.
Theophilus Harlow
Harlow knows he's fugly, and he'll take what he can get - even if he has to produce coin for the privilege. So he'll be all too happy to bang a single mother, if only he can say it didn't cost him anything.
Poacher Stalker, H. William Macnair
Despite his flashy appearance, Macnair is actually very easy-going when it comes to children. Poppy doesn't call him 'Uncle Willy" for no reason - he enjoys interacting with young witches and wizards, telling them stories, teaching them all about poaching and magic, and so on. Deep down, Willy craves to be a father, he just hasn't found the right witch yet. It's not easy to settle down when you lead a nomadic lifestyle.
Poacher Executioner, Mortimus Ackerley
Mortimus prefers to fuck women who have already had at least one child, mostly because, due to his enormous size, the risk of running into an inexperienced witch could come with significant complications. There's a time and place for that, but more often than not, Mortimus prefers to leave the blood at his workplace and not in his bed! "An' if they 'ave one o' mine as well I wouldn't mind none either."
How would _________ react if, instead of fighting him, you (MC) lowered your wand, ran up to him and gave him a big hug?
"This guy looks huggable" 🤗🤗🤗
Victor Rookwood:
Fearing for the integrity of his attire, Victor pushes you away as he hisses "What in Merlin's name do you think you're doing, child?" through gritted teeth.
Ranrok:
Ranrok tries to run, having a deep-seated fear (with good reason) of physical contact with humans. His legs are so short that you get ahold of him easily, but you'll need to be prepared to wrangle the equivalent of three furious cats when you do.
H. Wm. Macnair (Poacher Stalker):
Macnair laughs maliciously, giving you a few condescending pats on the back.
"Mum always did say witches would find me irresistible," he gloats, his mask hiding a twisted grin.
Mortimus Ackerley (Poacher Executioner):
After recovering from his momentary shock, Mortimus takes the opportunity to slam you at full force into a wall, knocking you unconscious.
Oh, dear, we are in trouble.
Oswald Tarrington (Ashwinder Scout):
The young Ashwinder stiffens, possibly in more ways than one, as he is unaccustomed to physical affection, especially from a pretty witch.
"What are you doing!?" he stammers, his heart racing as he struggles to relax and appreciate the warmth of your soft body and the smell of your shampoo.
Theophilus Harlow:
Mouth agape, revealing yellowed and crooked teeth, his wide eyes immediately dart towards Rookwood.
"Uh, boss?"
Just a silly little collaborative exercise by the Rookwood Groupies in our discord, with contributions from @curodole
