Those are the only ones that come to mind but please tell me if you think I should add any others
Includes: all of the poacher pack and ashwinders
Also this is the post I used to give them the yandere mbtis
Poacher Duelist: CAMS
Poacher Duelist: cruel, aware, manipulative, strict. A horrible combination for a lover: she'll ask for your everything, and she'll give you nothing but pain. She knows she drives you mad, and she doesn't care; she enjoys it, actually. She enjoys watching you lose your mind trying to make sense of her, like how she acts like she wants you to fight back, but every time you do, it always ends badly for you, but if you don't, it doesn't end any better
She just wants to break you, and she takes great joy in feeling you squirm in her teeth trying to not get chewed up and spit out like a piece of gum that's lost its flavor
Ashwinder Duelist: CAMS
Ashwinder Duelist knows you hate her because of how she treats you, but don't worry; that will change soon. Just listen to her and be obedient
Wait, you think her actions will change once you love her? HA, no, you hating her will change; she'll never change, just get used to it
Poacher Executioner: CAHS
Poacher Executioner will cause you nothing but fear and pain most nights because of just about everything about him, and he doesn't really care to soften any of his behavior towards you
He knows you're scared of him, and he doesn't care if that ever changes or not because you are his, and that's a fact. Just don't let that fear get too annoying
Ashwinder executioner: RDHL
Ashwinder executioner is very overbearing because he's so delusional that you love him just as much as he loves you
He thinks you're playing hard to get, but don't worry; he's hard to get rid of, and even though he may not be in the poacher pack, he can still track you down to the ends of the earth because you two are made for each other <3
Assassin: RAMS
Assassin is similar to Tracker in the way that she won't immediately try to hurt you, and she's aware that you probably don't fully love her, but unlike Tracker, she will make sure you love her sooner rather than later.
The punishments she gives don't always hurt physically, but they will hurt, and when you come crying to her after it's over, she'll wipe your tears and let you sit next to her chair while she works
Animagus: CAHL
Animagus doesn't care if you hate her or not; she just likes to come into your life and fuck you up until she's bored and goes away for a bit before returning and fucking you up again and again
You can push her away and try to fight all you want because that fighting is what she likes
Stalker: CDMS
Stalker's an ass, but don't doubt his love for you. All of this is love; the reason you are still alive is love. The bruises are a reminder of his love. He will kiss your tears away because he loves you, and he will look at your broken mind and abused body, and he will love all of it. Because he loves you, and the reason you're still with him is because deep down you love him too.
Even though you only ever lie close to him when it's cold, but that's just because you trust him to keep you warm, and you don't want him looking at you most days, but that's because you feel ashamed of the injuries, but don't be, because he gave them to you as a reminder of his love < 3
Soldier: RDML
He loves you, and he knows that you love him too, so he's a little more lenient with you than he'd normally be; he'll give you space, and he won't take what you say to heart because he knows you two are bound to be together at the end of it all, so he'll just sit and wait for you to come around to him, and you will since you might have been kidnapped and he seems like the safest person to be around, and he tends to protect you from the others
No, he totally didn't just pay off the guy that was bugging you last night. You didn't see anything; don't worry about it. Just go back to sleep. He'll even read to you if you need him to
Poacher Ranger: RDMS
Poacher Ranger is always watching you; she just loves you, and she loves looking at you. You're like the most beautiful painting she has ever seen. Your voice is like the sweetest music she's ever heard. You are a piece of art in every way
So why are you acting like that? You are a beautiful thing, and you act like *that*? No, that's not right. Something's wrong with you. She'll fix it, though; don't worry. It might take a little bit of tough love, but you'll be back to being the beautiful darling she knows you are deep down
Ashwinder Ranger: RDMS
Oh, Ashwinder Ranger adores you, and she knows you adore her too. You just need some help to come out of your shell, but don't worry; she'll help as much as possible, but don't think you can be a dick to her. She still has boundaries, and telling her to fuck off and trying to swat her away crosses them
She'll love you and give you breathing room, but don't think she won't still be in the room with you
Tracker: RAHS
For Tracker, you might not immediately fear for your life; he loves you, actually loves you. He's aware that you might not love him too, and he doesn't want to force you to love him. He'll still probably kidnap you, but that's just so you can get to know each other and you can actually fall in love with him too <3
Trust that he will take care of you; just lay your head on his lap and let him take control. You don't need it anymore
Scout: CAHS
If Poacher executioner is bad, I think Scout is worse; he doesn't just not hold your hand and lie to you, he also makes fun of you for thinking that your words mean anything to him. You hate him? Yeah, okay, he already figured that out. You saying it out loud isn't going to magically hurt his feelings
Actually this is a perfect reason for punishment because you were trying to be a meanie, and good darlings aren't meanies.
How would Dark Wizards React if someone wrote indecent songs about them?
Dark Wizards React - 13
Indecent songs.
Ashwinder Scout Oswald Tarrington
When he first hears the song, Oswald is scandalized, deeply embarrassed, and frequently found blushing and hiding his face. His mates sing particularly juicy excerpts from the song over and over to tease him until he retreats to Elisabeth's home to hide until the whole thing (hopefully) blows over. He's too humiliated to really consider who may have written the song and what may have motivated them.
Poacher Stalker Willy Macnair
Macnair quickly adopts the song as his anthem, even creating a dance for it, which he breaks into regularly. Soon, the entire Highlands knows bits of the song. The only aspect of that which bothers Willy is that witches may get the right idea about him, making them less susceptible to his charms.
Ashwinder Executioner Angus McLaggen
Angus doesn't find the song at all humourous. He particularly resents some of the mischaracterizations. Obviously, the song was not written by anyone who's had experience with him in the bedroom. He vows to discover who wrote it, and prove them wrong.
Poacher Executioner Mortimus Ackerley
Mortimus thinks the song is funny, at first, but he quickly realizes that it may eventually make its way back to his mum.
His mum knows about his line of work, but he doesn't want her to hear about his sexual habits, especially any that may be true.
He immediately writes his mum and sister to warn them off listening to the lyrics of the song, which he describes as "wholly and unabashedly fabricated."
Ashwinder Soldier Ernie Macnair
Ernie listens to the song carefully, torn between seething with fury and curiosity. Who wrote this song, and why? Were they trying to seduce him? What witch or - gods forbid - wizard would be so forthright?
He pretends to sing along with it around the campfire, lifting his glass and chuckling, but it nags at him.
He needs to find who wrote it. Once he finds her, he'll act accordingly.
Victor Rookwood
As the current title holder of "Hottest Guy in the Highlands," Victor is used to this kind of attention. However, he finds the existence of the song galling, its boldness threatening. He doesn't acknowledge it, nor answer questions about it. Instead, he calls his PR Witch Ephemera into his office for an urgent meeting to "take care of it."
Victor lost a bet, and as a result, he is obligated to wear a Halloween costume that does not include his signature top hat.
"You said I couldn't wear my hat. Not that I couldn't wear a hat."
But he isn't alone. To take the edge off his humiliation, he requires the entire gang to dress up for Halloween, with the promise of galleons to he or she whose get up is the most creative.
Reluctant pageantry ensues.
Here comes Harlow to rob from the rich and especially the poor.
Ernie arrives as Peeves.
Ranger dresses up as a "proper lady," mainly to demonstrate how well she can pull it off (not very).
"Thought you were Ruth for a moment there, Oswald. Mind you don't give the others a heart attack."
Perhaps out of feelings of wizard supremacy or spite, the entire gang votes Angus as having the most creative (read: humiliating) costume.
