#mortimus ackerley

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Another birthday gift, this one from @anny-arvet!

Haha, I love it!!!

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Art Compilation of 2025

Not a super productive year, since work+Uni combo takes it´s toll. But here are my favourites from 2025. I made a compilation pic, but Tumblr refused to upload it, so...

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Poacher Executioner

Smash (my _____ to pieces)

Pass (by unnoticed)

Voting ended onJul 20, 2024

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How would Dark Wizards React if someone wrote indecent songs about them?

Dark Wizards React - 13

Indecent songs.

Ashwinder Scout Oswald Tarrington

When he first hears the song, Oswald is scandalized, deeply embarrassed, and frequently found blushing and hiding his face. His mates sing particularly juicy excerpts from the song over and over to tease him until he retreats to Elisabeth's home to hide until the whole thing (hopefully) blows over. He's too humiliated to really consider who may have written the song and what may have motivated them.

Poacher Stalker Willy Macnair

Macnair quickly adopts the song as his anthem, even creating a dance for it, which he breaks into regularly. Soon, the entire Highlands knows bits of the song. The only aspect of that which bothers Willy is that witches may get the right idea about him, making them less susceptible to his charms.

Ashwinder Executioner Angus McLaggen

Angus doesn't find the song at all humourous. He particularly resents some of the mischaracterizations. Obviously, the song was not written by anyone who's had experience with him in the bedroom. He vows to discover who wrote it, and prove them wrong.

Poacher Executioner Mortimus Ackerley

Mortimus thinks the song is funny, at first, but he quickly realizes that it may eventually make its way back to his mum.

His mum knows about his line of work, but he doesn't want her to hear about his sexual habits, especially any that may be true.

He immediately writes his mum and sister to warn them off listening to the lyrics of the song, which he describes as "wholly and unabashedly fabricated."

Ashwinder Soldier Ernie Macnair

Ernie listens to the song carefully, torn between seething with fury and curiosity. Who wrote this song, and why? Were they trying to seduce him? What witch or - gods forbid - wizard would be so forthright?

He pretends to sing along with it around the campfire, lifting his glass and chuckling, but it nags at him.

He needs to find who wrote it. Once he finds her, he'll act accordingly.

Victor Rookwood

As the current title holder of "Hottest Guy in the Highlands," Victor is used to this kind of attention. However, he finds the existence of the song galling, its boldness threatening. He doesn't acknowledge it, nor answer questions about it. Instead, he calls his PR Witch Ephemera into his office for an urgent meeting to "take care of it."

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Horntail Hall / Poachers

Finally went in to this one with freecam and got some really golden shots (in my humble). Enjoy!

Poacher Animagus' grand entrance.

Macnair's lookalike is too well-dressed to be incinerated.

Yeah, it's often me and Seb due to him being an unshakeable default with NPC Sebrywhere.

Now for the part you've all been waiting for.. featuring guy who is totally NOT Mortimus.

Bro actually gets "swallowed" and his whole body ends up in the dragon's throat.

Full set available - you guessed it - in the Rookwood Gang Repository,

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What does Mortimus (Poacher Executioner) keep in this pocket?

A letter from his mum or sister

His lucky four leaf clover

Spare bit of parchment

Handkerchief

A single galleon

Lint

Other (comment)

Voting ended onJan 21

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To Our favourite Poachers and Ashwinders:

Ignoring the shoddy examples of tents you poor sods have to share.

What would make for your perfect home from home tent? Decor etc both practical and aesthetic?

Dark Wizards React - 12

Home Sweet Home

Poacher Tracker - Frederick Mills

Freddie doesn't remember ever living in a house, or any kind of dwelling that wasn't some variety of tent, so his frame of reference on this topic is quite limited.

He thinks first of the tent itself - the quality of the thing, the sturdiness - how well it keeps out the wind, intruders.. A wood stove carefully vented outside, the perfect distance from which is placed his bed - a large pile of furs, crupmites not included.

Freddie doesn't need much, never has - but he would like someone to share his pile of furs with. A pretty witch who smells good.

Ashwinder Scout - Oswald Tarrington

Oswald wishes his tent could be as house-like as possible. He yearns for a proper bed, a proper bath, and a place to hang his clothing.

But more than anything, he yearns for safety and permanence of place. Protection from the cold, from livestock wandering in, bringing fleas and lice with them.

Oswald yearns for a table upon which he can set a proper tray of tea and all that goes with it, perhaps with two chairs!

And a doily in the center. He's an Ashwinder, not a barbarian.

Poacher Stalker - H. Wm. Macnair

Macnair's a simple man. A simple man with a long list of things he'd want to see in his own tent.

He needs a proper bar, you see - somewhere to keep his best spirits. Somewhere secure, mind.

He needs a bed - a nice one, and large enough for at least two, no, at least three bodies. Live ones, of course. Female.

He needs an armoire or a wardrobe - somewhere to keep his suits, his hats. He'd like to have somewhere to keep spares. An enchanted armoire that freshens up your things for you.

He needs a mirror, and a shaving stand. It's very important to shave, despite wearing the mask all day. For the ladies, if you get his meaning.

Ashwinder Soldier - Ernie Macnair

Ernie's a man with things to hide, and he needs a good place to hide 'em. First, he'll need shelves for all his books. His library. In fact, he needs his own library tent. Yeah.

For his tent proper, he needs some cabinets.. some chests. Not the kind any fifth year student can pilfer, neither.

He needs two beds. One of the finest quality, with the most comfortable furnishings. The other equipped with conveniently-placed chains and manacles. You never know!

Poacher Executioner - Mortimus Ackerley

All Mortimus wants is one thing - a tent big enough, with a bed big enough, to accommodate his size.

He is tired of hitting his head on wooden beams, running into the paraphernalia hanging from the same and, above all else, he is tired of sleeping on the floor because the cots are all too small.

Sure he could do a charm. Theoretically. Ever 'eard o' alcohol? There's yer answer. Now get me a proper bed!

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Curiosity would like to know what the secret kinks and favourite sex positions all the Ashwinders, Harlow and Rookwood included are.

I like to think that back in the Victorian era, it would have been a lot less likely to have kinks and such because they didn't spend all day jerking off to internet porn. However, that doesn't mean they wouldn't have tastes or preferences at all.

WARNING: Some of these are extremely depraved and fucked up.

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Victor Rookwood

At "only" 5'8", Victor is dwarfed by most of the men (and women) in his ranks. That said, attitude is everything, and he is a very dominant, commanding, and selfish lover.

Rookwood prefers positions where he's in control: missionary, prone bone, doggy style and such, but as you may have read in Devoutly, he can be flexible and creative when he needs to be.

Sometimes, bringing a woman off makes things more pleasurable for her partner, so he isn't completely against it.

He also loves getting his cock sucked by a witch who is on her knees.

Theophilus Harlow

This big, burly wizard loves to eat pussy and be pretend-dominated by a pretty witch. His favorite position is cowgirl, but the closest he usually gets is reverse-cowgirl which allows his partner to avoid having to look at his face or smell his breath.

Man's got a firm grip on them hips tho.

Oswald Tarrington

Oswald's favorite sex positions are any and all. Due to his youth and inexperience, he is aroused by the slightest sexual suggestion in relation to a female. Even a whiff of a familiar perfume can cause him to spring an untimely, public erection, which then must be carefully concealed under a charm.

Oswald likes older women well enough because he has a "mum thing" but he'll go for any passably-pretty girl. He's a romantic who easily develops feelings for any woman he's the least bit involved with.

Ernie Macnair

Ashwinder Soldier Ernie Macnair is a dirty bastard. He'll never miss a chance to have a go at a witch, especially if she's young and pretty, but he does have his particular tastes. He likes it rough with a lot of talk, power play, and doesn't care if his partner is in pain, much less non-consenting.

Basically, he's an unapologetic rapist.

Mortimus Ackerley

Mortimus is a big guy with a big dick, and it's difficult for him to find a witch who can accommodate his girth. The towering, hulking wizard finds it expedient at times to grip a witch about the middle and lift her to waist height so he can copulate with her mid-air, almost using her like a human fleshlight, except a struggling and screaming one. Good thing Mortimus definitely doesn't mind a little blood on his sword, because it's easier going in when a witch is having her monthlies.

That said, he's not all a violent brute - he also has a soft side that can come out after he's finished railing you almost to death.

H. Wm. "Uncle Willy" Macnair

Uncle Willy wants to put a baby in you. You could call it a "breeding kink," but Macnair calls it the "propagation of the species," "survival of the fittest," and all that jazz. So when he's rutting you, he's going to talk a lot about how he intends to ejaculate inside of you and impregnate you, whether you like it or not.

If you act like you're into it, however, he won't believe you. He almost prefers when you say "no" and plead for him to stop.

Macnair knows that muggle women are less likely to be able to avoid pregnancy, so he frequents muggle pubs and villages when he can get away without scrutiny, Imperio and Obliviate at the tip of his wand.

Angus McLaggen

Angus is a kind and considerate lover with perfectly normal tastes. He wants to find a nice witch to settle down and have lots of children with.

What were you expecting?