#darkenedexistence

[ike-broflovski-warrior-blog]

"For Hire"

Ike studied the poster with great interest. “She could be of some use” Ike thought. Ike went straight to the nearest tavern and found Henrietta and said “I would like to hire you” and paid 50 gold

[ragingbardon]

Quest: High risk, high reward (Token & Jimmy, more required if possible!)

Shaking himself awake, Jimmy pushed up his Bardic cap and was met by the harsh features of this strange new Warrior. As the sellsword traced Jimmy's horribly formed "HelP", he realized what the other was getting at. "o-oh yes! You want to join me on the quest, do you? I'm perfectly happy to split the reward with you, friend, you can take the equipment, the horses, one favor of the princess and half of the reward, very much." Forming what he hoped was a friendly smile, Jimmy omitted the small detail that a title was even available, he wasn't taking any risks with this one.

"I assume you're a warrior, I kno-know we'll make a great team, I got a bag of friendly rats, a crossbow capable of flinging those rats, a lute, a horn and my two handy crutches, of Lightning Speed, may I add! I assume you're familiar with spoken Bardic rap? Not because of your complexion, that is" Jimmy instinctively paused for a laugh. Met with silence, he added "Wow, great audience!" with a grin. "So friend, are we questmates?" the bard asked, extending his hand towards Token.

(Edit: OOC: I've confirmed with Craig and it looks like we're going to have to intercept or hunt down Craig and Tweek for the bow, this will be fun! Related post is HERE.)