#darkie fails

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Me, in Fuck My Van I Guess™

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Goretober day one- Bruises! I’m following @mori-arts‘ Goretober list and it’s probably going to be 31 days of Frisk (and perhaps other Undertale crew) having a bad time! Experimented with textures in this one, def had a fun time. 

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Commissions are Open!

I’ve got my commissions open because I’ve got a little debt, and I need a little help. I don’t have a job at the moment, and I wish to help the household and hold money for college. I’m going to be moving very far for my school of choice, and will need to save every penny I get unless there’s a crisis, might be the case.

Prices have wiggle room, depending on the job, and the rate will be higher in the end, as I have a standard rate of $2 an hour for labor, and will tack it on when the piece is done. If you have more questions of how it will work, IM me. I will answer any question.

More information:

I will not draw:

Smut/nsfw content (gore excluded) Good hands. (that’s just my talent, not actually a protest, I’ll try but man they’ll suck. look at that thumb.) Exceedingly difficult designs Anything illegal (Except weed. ‘cause 420 why not)

I like drawing (meaning I’ll be faster!):

Furry/anthro characters Undertale Normal animals Female humans (I can get their shape better than males, but I am decent at both!)

Things not included in previous picture:

Backgrounds!: Extra $5-$20 (depending on how detailed it’s requested!)

Example of $5 background (this lands at $30):

Example of $10 background (AND GORE, this lands at $20):

Extra characters: +$5 Per character, up to 5 characters ($25)

This is a colored headshot, which lands at $10. This can also be called an Icon Order, which comes to whatever you’d like it to be! Shading will make it $13, and without color will make it $5. Shaded no color makes it $7-$10. I will sell a set of five flat colored for $35. You can negotiate with me for icon orders, as I will be lenient! IM for more info.

Reblogs > Likes! If you cannot buy anything, please reblog to spread the word!

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WIP Mermaid Undyne. Not finished but it’s coming along! I’m not used to drawing Undyne, this is the first time in almost a year that I’ve even tried. I’m going to be adding a lot more detail and using it as a Fiverr reference.

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Anyone out there have a good recommendation for a binder? I haven’t been looking long, but I need a binder that can help flatten my chest, as they’re supposed to do. I’ve got large breasts, and I’m unsure how to find one that can properly flatten them, though I did mention I’ve not looked long. My budget is pretty dry, too. I can only really throw $25 at it.

If anyone has suggestions, IM me, please! And if you’re unsure yourself, reblog so someone might be able to help me out? Thanks a million!

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I just bought like $75 of candy from two shops that make their candy by hand. I effing love candy and my financial decisions SUCK. why am I allowed to adult?

btw. buy candy from Hercules Candy in New York, and Lofty Pursuits in Florida. you can Google them and buy online, and figure out exactly where they are. they make YouTube videos of them making their candy! Hercules is run by a lil family!

I recommend getting some if you can afford it! It's a lot cheaper if you live nearby and visit. Lofty Pursuits has a lot more than just candy! Plus the owner is really sweet!

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Oh god

OH NO

THE O’S ARE COMING

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*has existential crises 6 hours before I have to go to school Yeah brain can questioning my existence and the human race as a whole wait until tomorrow afternoon, please? I'd love to actually sleep tonight without thinking my entire life is a hellishly detailed dream, thanks.