Really like the idea of Orion starting out fucking darkwing as a way to get out of trouble. Like it starts with him offering to eat Darkwing out and quickly graduates into a quick frag between shifts where Orion is leaving darkwing practically dripping from behind his panels with trans fluid. Kind of hatesex adjacent except the frustration is all on darkwing’s side while Orion just happily overloads in him closes his panels and cheerfully says he’ll see Darkwing same time tomorrow. Dee, meanwhile, is worried because he thinks Orion is being hurt or being blackmailed (Paint scuffs, clear dents from large hands, darkwing dragging him off away from sight) only to follow Orion and find Darkwing on his knees getting fed Orion’s spike.
He’s shocked, and Orion, ever a bit of a freak, waves him over and asks him if he wants to join in. They end up spitroasting Darkwing and D-16 is both very worried about consequences and very turned on. Now he’s getting included in their definitely inappropriate back and forth and eventually it comes to Darkwing dragging him off by himself when Orion isn’t available.
(And yes, there’s definitely a bit of a custody battle over who gets their hatesex(?) fuckbuddy after sentinel is killed lol)
sggsgsgs omg that's such an image lmaooo
One sided hate sex is always fun (to me)
That's very sweet for D-16 to worry about Orion, and I love how Orion shows him just how fine he and this arrangement is gsgsdggd
Fair of D-16 to worry of the implications for their jobs on this
OF COURSE THEY HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHO GETS THE FUCKBUDDY IN THE DIVORCE😭😭😭😭
