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I have come here to chew bubble gum and sexualize Transformers, and I’m all out of bubble gum. I am an adult and this blog is for adults only.

[anthropophageartist]

danger

[reblog4villains]

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[rodimushole]

drift and rodimus sparring while ratchet watches except they've both got vibrators behind their panels and ratchet is the one with the remotes. so he can entertain himself watching them falter and stumble, their grunts of effort trailing off into embarrassing whimpers if he turns it up at just the right time. turning them aaallll the way up and smirking at them and asking aren't they supposed to be sparring? as they shove their hands between their thighs and cling to each other, riding out a sudden orgasm, leaking through their panels

[valveplug-confessions]

Ok wait fuck, I was just hit by a vision: Minimus and Megatron scissoring with their valves so wet, and their spikes still under their panels, but Megatron is so much bigger and Minimus can't keep up as Megatron is basically just using his valve to rub against something hhhhh

im lightheaded

[tankerz1-official]

mirror shockblurr are beautiful~

[dragqueenstarscream]

i feel like optimus and starscream are both criers during sex, but on opposite ends of the spectrum.

optimus cries because of the emotion of it all. when he's truly in love with someone, he can't help but show it a bit, even if it means shedding a few tears. he's not a loud crier either, he doesn't like to draw attention to it, but you'll see him wipe away some tears as he smiles at just how wonderful his partner is, and how lucky he feels to be with them.

starscream, on the other hand, absolutely wails from overstimulation and being unable to properly articulate how good it feels to get his back blown out.

[nuefass]

the only way soundwave can have a meal in peace

[stuffedbakedpotato]

ong how have i forgotten to put this here jdhdjsk

[schandbringer]

Late Valentine’s Day Lady Love!

[steamwandjob]

Important question

DDOS'ing your robot partner during interfacing to overstimulate them?

ew

eh

idk

hot

ARF ARF

Voting ended onJul 12

[onewithmachine]

or do. maybe it’ll like it.

[anoxthon]

[anoxthon]

more of this design

[certifiedvalvecharger]

Thinkin about plug and play/tactile interfacing toys.

Data chips which run simple sensation programs, which can be inserted to give the feeling of ticking all over your frame, tingling jolts in set and random patterns, the experience of overheating without the danger.

False firewall programs, entirely separate from actual security, for those who get off on the idea of their partner overpowering their systems but don’t want to actually risk getting viruses.

Socket adapters for interfacing multiple partners at once.

Switchboards with different voltage and current for electroplay.

Adapters that magnify, reduce, distort, delay the signals from your partner.

Programming data chips with specific sensations, emotions, thoughts, etc and sending them to your long distance partners so you can essentially interface them from across the galaxy.

Sets of magnets placed on key locations of the sensornet to disrupt and alter electronic signals, induce temporary paralysis, produce pleasurable hallucinations.

Devices that generate small electromagnetic fields swept over bodies, numbing and restoring sensornet functions.

External harddrives filled with various programs and data packets that essentially work like interactive sex dolls, artificial partners. They come in many varieties for specific kinks: dominant type, submissive type, sensual type, rough type, bondage type, cross faction type. Harddrives patterned off of pornstars or what they think famous cybertronians would be like in the berth.

Programs that simulate “heats” for those that get off on the idea of being overwhelmingly desperate for interface.

Data chips that suppress overload, programs that aid multiple overloads.

Rounded finger caps for cybertronians with claws who want to avoid scratching their partners, sharpened caps for those without claws who want to scratch and be scratched, vibrating varieties of both.

Sensory deprivation programs that allow bots to offline auditory, visual, tactile sensors.

Sound generators producing auditory signals that increase arousal.

Just… plug n play and tactile interfacing toys.

[schandbringer]

It used to mean something different.

[robot-smut-repository]

Thinking about the potential to get freaky with mass-shifting. A huge bot installing some kind of programming that lets someone else activate their size-changing ability via remote control. Their lover, who is either a human or a much smaller bot, starts fucking them and at first they can barely feel the spike/dick/strap because it's so small, but then the human/smaller bot flips a switch on the remote to make the huge bot shrink down.

Maybe it's a gradual thing; they're slowly shrinking while being fucked, feeling the spike inside them get bigger and bigger until they've shrunk so much that it's too big, and they're gasping and squirming, overwhelmed by having something so large inside them... and by the vulnerability of being so small, having their tiny lover loom over them instead of the other way around.

Or maybe their lover will use the instant size-change setting, giving the huge bot no time to prepare, mentally or physically. One second they're their usual massive self with a little human/minibot on top of them, and the next they're being held down by that same "little" human/minibot who is now twice their size and splitting their valve open with a spike/dick that's much too big. It's so sudden they can barely process what happened, pain and pleasure blurring together in their sensory net as their valve spasms and clamps down hard and they come their brains out, sobbing from the sheer intensity of it.