#darkscourse

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I was called an “attention whore,” which obviously I resent. I find that fucked up and offensive.

I’m not an attention whore; I’m an attention slut. I don’t charge for attention; I get it for free, and I get it from everyone!

It’s not my fault that I’m interesting, but it’s definitely your fucking fault that you’re boring.~

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I, for one, don’t understand at all why it should be so shameful or funny to be excited about catching a glimpse of my shoe. I’m a goddamned delight, and I dress for success! What’s not to admire?~

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I have decided I will- in fact, become even more cringy, and all out of the pure will of spite alone.

Good luck.

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Oh so, I’m cringe, now am I?! Rude. I thought cringe culture was supposed to be deader than me!

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The fact of the matter is: I am the hottest take there ever could be.

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//Lmao I hereby instate the tag #Darkscourse for this blog!!

Yes, this is supposed to be silly, all-in-good-fun “discourse.”

I’ll make the first post ic when I actually think of something to write whoops!!

Darkscourse posts will be in Italics, instead of typical roleplay narrative fashion, but will still always be defaulted to in character unless otherwise specified through the ooc tag.