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[incorrectdarkwingduckquotes-blog]

Gosalyn: Dad what's a 69?

Drake: Well Gos, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8! [spotlight turns on] [Drake breaks into jazz number]

[doodlestudios]

“And now I feel good!”

That Dysfunctional Kingdom - Emo Prince shorts 

Part 1 | Part ???

Magic Girl + Midnight Phantom: @darloongeek, Emo Prince + Jester: @thatdysfunctionalkingdom, Radical Pirate: @alleak

[ironicmemeing]

darloongeek replied to your post “hi im lonely and gay does  Anyone know like, any good dating sims w...”

the arcana is on the App Store (you can choose your pronouns and date a girl)

i already tried arcana before i really didnt like it nor the options :^(

[thatdysfunctionalkingdom]

✎ 6

6. Favorite cute word?

>>>:D OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD IT WOULD HAVE TO BE SCHATZ

[thatdysfunctionalkingdom]

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

no because trees are existential propaganda

blocked

[jadeyarts]

im kinkshaming sensei

join the club. united we stand, kinkshaming sensei wu

[cottoncandyskeletons]

darloongeek said: DOOOO ITTTT DO YOUR HOMEWORKK!!!!!! >:|

THANK YOU! I WILL TRY TO FIGURE THIS THE FUCK OUT  (ง'̀-'́)ง

[mmabelpines]

AAHHHHHHHH! TRYING TO CALM MYSELF WITH HEAVY BREATHING AND RANDY CUNNINGHAM it's not working

HWO CAN ONE BE CALM AFTER THAT EP ITS IMPOSSIBLE DONT EVEN TRY