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Darkwing: That was for the repair lady.
Launchpad: You broke up with the repair lady?
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@incorrectdarkwingduckquotes-blog
Launchpad: But what about the message you left on the microwave that says “it’s not working”?
Darkwing: That was for the repair lady.
Launchpad: You broke up with the repair lady?
Gosalyn: Dad what's a 69?
Drake: Well Gos, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8! [spotlight turns on] [Drake breaks into jazz number]
Negaduck: Working here is so great, we all have a lot of laughs.
(cut to Negaduck yelling across the room)
Negaduck: Fuck off Megavolt, I’m not goin’ to your fucking baby shower.
Darkwing: I’m Darkwing Duck.
Launchpad: I know you are.
Darkwing: It’s what I do.
Launchpad: I know. You say that a lot.
Darkwing: I carry things on my belt. Cause I’m Darkwing Duck.
Launchpad: …Dude, it’s cool.
It’s your friendly neighbor, Darkwing Duck!
Darkwing Duck, when he appears out of nowhere
Quackerjack: Sorry I'm late. I was... doing things.
Megavolt: *enters, looking disheveled* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!
Not my best work but I drew one of @incorrectdarkwingduckquotes quotes
@incorrectdarkwingduckquotes This doesn’t look super good but eh, I tried.
On page eleven, you have a quote incorrectly sourced as Bones when the actual quote came from season eight of F.r.i.e.n.d.s.
I just fixed it, thanks for letting me know!
Megavolt: Hey, what do you want to eat?
Paddywhack: THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT!
Quackerjack: A bagel.
Paddywhack: NO!
Quackerjack: Two bagels.
Darkwing: That was my sarcastic voice.
Launchpad: Y'know, it sounds a lot like your regular voice.
Darkwing: I've been told that.
Fearsome Five: (arguing with each other)
Darkwing: Hey! What do you think you’re doing?!
Negaduck: Trying to have a conversation, thank you very little.
Quackerjack: Yeah! Fearsome Five only!
Darkwing: …We’re in the middle of a fight!!
Megavolt: And we’re in the middle of a conversation! What don’t you get about that?!
Darkwing: I love your hair.
Morgana: Thank you. It's genetic and unattainable.
Negaduck: Why? Why was I cursed with such idiot teammates?
Quackerjack: Just lucky, I guess.
*after Major Synapse blows up*
Gosalyn: Huh, I think we may have just killed a man.
Darkwing: If anyone asks, Launchpad did it!
Launchpad: Yeah! Wait, what?
I hope you like feminist rants, ‘cause that’s kinda my thing.
Morgana, probably
Drake: I hate to say it, but Binkie might be right. You need to learn a little discipline.
Gosalyn: Hmm. Nope. That doesn't feel right.
Drake: No, no, no. I am telling you. You are now punished. I punish thee.
Gosalyn: Are you serious? What could you possibly come up with that would punish me?
Drake: Oh, I have to come up with another thing?