#darry chatters

[kitab00m101]

Irls hate me bc my max walking speed is too slow for them

Mooties love me for the whimsy and violence in my heart

[kitab00m101]

been meaning to make this meme for ages

@yourlocalavian @lunathetunaaa @opal-and-pumpkin @mars4moons and I think @axithebucket is a part of this too- and ALL your wives and children because the gods DAMN KNOW I can't keep up with all of them /j /silly

Checking my dash to see yall planning 6 more weddings and adopting 7 more children and it just feels like this

[kitab00m101]

Happy disability pride y'all!!

[kitab00m101]

fucking explodes

[kitab00m101]

I'm probably a fictionkin of this one specific guy but I can't think about that right now because I'd rather not drown the entire gopher population to end my excruciating pain because it won't be enough.

I'd I can't handle just LOOKING at the fanart, I can't handle being the guy in it.

:3

[kitab00m101]

thinks about him thinks about him thinks about him thinks about him thinks about him

[kitab00m101]

I fucking LOVE when the men are bruised and bloodied and have like 10 issues at any given moment

[kitab00m101]

Brother after seeing me litter: "Ohhhh you're a bad girl."

(Realises he misgendered me)

Him: "Bad boy. Bad- it doesn't matter, Bad boy, bad girl, bad people (correctly plurals me??), bad trans... deryn. Bad deryn."

Him: "You can be whatever, you still suck though."