"I once played a tournament set against a four-hundred-pound shut-in whose body odor was so overpowering that my eyes were literally watering the entire time I sat next to him, but nobody felt the need to say anything to this guy. Yet, if the girl with a joystick in her lap is not perfectly-coifed and appropriately charming in a demure way, and if she possesses any level of skill, she is obviously a lesbian."






