#dash answer

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just found your blog & I gotta say Dash looks fricken awesome

“Thanks thanks! I try~!”

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Okay Dash, if you became human, made of flesh and blood like everyone else, what's the first thing you'd do?

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are the yellow pants necessary theyre really obnoxious

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You should have let Johnny die.

“You should have kept your mouth shut.” Dash said in an icy, all too calm tone.

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Dash grinned as he slipped an expensive looking item down the neck of his dress into his bra. He took a quick look around to see if anyone had seen him take the item, then began slowly backing away. He felt his back hit a solid object and whipped around, going stiff. Seeing the familiar face he relaxed a bit.

“Mechy! Lord, you scared me! Don’t sneak up on me like that!”

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"If I was dating you it'd make a lot of weird people happy, Dash..." The robot sighed, rubbing his temples.

“Hell yeah it would.” Dash shrugs, “Weirdos. Though, that’ll never happen, so we don’t hafta worry about that.”

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Hey, Dash. Why were you so much nicer to that last kid than you were to the other one?

“Oh lord, here we go,” He rolls his eyes, “Because I don’t like what some of you creeps are… What’s the word… Insinuating? Yeah. Insinuating.”

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so dash is stalking kids now? shame shame

“Shut the fuck up. 

Don’t say that so loud.

I am not stalking any kids.

I’m onto something.

My circuits aren’t so fried and glitchy that I’d stoop that low.

I just need more info.”