#dash commentary sorta

[stcrtrainer-a]

"Professor Sada is kind of scary..."

[cynthiaandsamus]

“Titty time...”

[lumioshade]

"Jacinthe gives me the creeps..."

[crystalprofessor-archive]

"What is the highest amount of caffeine you are legally able to serve in a beverage. Asking for a friend."

[cynthiaandsamus]

“So how do I get an impossibly beautiful historical figure to be my servant? Is it a lottery or do I have to fill out an application? Is there an adoption process? Can I claim them as a dependent on my taxes?”

“If my knowledge of the basis of this process is correct, it’s strange women lying in ponds distributing swords.”

[ranseiuniter-archive]

    "So are there two Lugias? Because I'm not sure the Lugia I have to deal with and the one Chika gets to marry aren't two different people. ...Goddesses. Whatever."

[fusionbolts-a]

    “Humans make mistakes! But they’re way more empathetic than any of you! You get wronged by humans once and you all swear them off forever--b-but humans get wronged by each other all the time, and they’re still willing to give--! I--They don’t deserve to be written off just because you’re all too cynical to see the best parts of them!”

[ranseiuniter-archive]

    “Hold on, why does everyone else get cool alien pals?”