#dash commentary...?

[hybrid-royalty-main]

Lizzy's just seen a mess on the dash! And now she has to c h e c k. You ever just have to knock on your beloved uncle's d o o r and wonder what the s c r e a m i n g is about?

Not Lizzy. She never wonders anymore.

It's par for the course.

"Neeklaus?" She knocks again. "Did yew steal Elenuh? I kind of- she was supposed to cook dinner for me! I'm hungry..." Damon STARVES her KLAUS. S T A R V E S HER.

Uncle Niklaus quickly kicked his closet door closed, hands clasped behind his back and he made his way over to his inconvenient adorable niece.

"Stolen? Elena? Whateva' are you tolking about sweethaht."

"I can make you dinna' darling."

[maarcelline-citta]

Marceline’s rereading the mysterious note, and then it occurs to her--there are two Peridot’s in the city! Her Dotty, and then some other person who also happened to be named Peridot but who wasn’t an actual rock alien.

Nobody’s coming after her fiancé. Not that Marceline was ever worried about that in the first place.

[maarcelline-citta]

“Shirou, my man... why is it that everyone you hire is a meme?”

@tailoredtokill

[maarcelline-citta]

“Dude, what is the deal with all these people with huge freakin’ noses?”

[maarcelline-citta]

“Luckily, I know Marshall will stay away from my girlfriend. Because he knows what’s good for him.”

[maarcelline-citta]

“Ugh... don’t even talk about bananas, guys. That stuff’s gross.”

[maarcelline-citta]

//marceline retweets 75% of iori’s tweets because he makes her laugh all the time on there