Jan 19
What cursed compliment are you?
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What cursed compliment are you?
What are you going to do to your malewife once you have them?
“…love them? Treasure ‘im? Let him know I value all he bring to the table an’ give him whateva he needs from me, so long as it’s in my powa an’ doesn’ do more harm than good? What else would I do with my malewife?”
Inner dialogue:
“Bite him. Pet him. Tease him. Dress him up (if he’s up for that.) Make him beg. LOTS of kisses. Make him cry because he feels so good. Cuddle him every night. Destroy him in the most loving way.”
“I swear, some of ya really should get ya minds outta the guitar.”
"DEARY ME, WHAT A BLOODBATH!
As always, the second round has been devastating for some of you... even if some others went absolutely amazing! While we prepare the third round, I'd like to say that only three of you will continue. Everyone else will still get a little prize for arriving so far, however: a special gift basket full of Ultra Balls, a Star Piece and a partecipation trophy!"
it's the pinkiest trophy ever.
I'd like to list exactly who managed to survive this terrible, terrible Round! Our Etna and Sadie already revealed the right answers to the test... so wonder if you already did the math?
So, starting from the very low:
The press conference.
@lust-sinner {mentioned} @infernal-feminae {mentioned briefly}
“BREAKING NEWS FROM JUST OUTSIDE THE RING OF LUST THE KING OF HELL IS HOLDING A PRESS CONFERENCE TO DISCUSS THIS MORNING EVENTS.”
The camera cuts for a moment before popping to a large gathered crowd a makeshift stage and a podium there standing the king of hell as this press conference broadcasts to all of hell.
“Denizens of hell i call you here today to discuss the...imcomprehensible error and lack of judgement i have exuded today. as you can see behind me lays the shattered and ruined ring of lust. The storm i have caused still hangs above a scar and a gruesome sight of my lack of control. I come with an apology and explanation. I had come to asomdeus after a level of disrespect against my family that i hold so proudly and true to my own...and in my fatherly rage as house and husband i lost control...for what i intended to be a conversation instead i became my father and brought pain and misery to my people..”
He takes a moment looking down as he sighs.
“To asmodeus i can only offer my deepest apologies to a brother who i have been with since the start, i lost control, i became him and i know i have probably ruined a friendship and bond eons in the making i can only ask that you forgive me...to the people of the ring of lust my apologies will not bring back your friends, your loved ones, your families...what i can do is the next best thing. I am in construction of a subsection ring connecting to lust. It will provide housing, aide, ammenties, money and all that the survivors will need to live in shelter for the next coming months and to help those after reconstruction...until my people are back on their feet. I am enacting high level relief efforts to aide in the rebuilding of the ring of lust..to see its cities rebuilt, water flowing, new jobs and employment.”
He leans heavily on his cane as he takes a pause.
“My actions weigh heavy on me and my punishment will be the tireless effort to rebuild...as well as memorials for those lost in my anger...my critical lack of judgement.”
“as well as these actions and efforts i will be enacting a new line of regulations and laws to uplift our lower communities of imps, lower class citizens, and those recently joining us from the mortal realm. these regulations and laws will provide better treatment in workplace, abolishment of slave-like practices, centers to help those recently joining us to the laws of our land and to ease the confusion of their transition. and punishments for those who ignore these new regulations and laws and other policies that will be listed and publicly available when they properly drop.”
He stands a bit more confident now. “And most importantly as i know you wonder it, you wonder why i abandoned my people and hid in my house for decades..wondering what i could have been possibly doing and i announce this today. I have come close to enacting a spell and binding that will permenantly seal hell off from heaven. No longer will heaven and god enact his punishments in my realm, no longer will his exterminators enter my realm and kill my people...i will close shut the gates and breaches his minions enter to torment my people...and i will help to deal with this overpopulation effort without death...my domain is large and with me, at the front of it we will build new rings, new cities, hell will span across this hellish landscape into a realm that will never fall..that can never be broken...i will be taking questions now.”
Calamity hummed softly to herself, she had been searching ever since speaking to the mask maker. She happened across a crater, one that was recent, and held a very particular item in it’s center. The Mask Cronus used to keep humanoid form. Kneeling to pick it up she paused when it chipped in her hands, a clear crack across it’s surface. Frowning, she gathered up what pieces broke off wrapping everything in cloth to keep it together. She would need to find the mask maker again.
“I’m behaving myself....”
@defective--detectives
Sonic looked around to the best of his ability as he sped around the area where he was sure he’d heard the gunshot come from. Sure, he wasn’t sure where the shot itself had come from, but the general area was at least a good place to start.
He slid to a stop at spying a familiar chameleon just past a small patch of brush, and moved in closer.
“Yo, Espio!” he called, hoping not to startle the ninja... as he was sure that would entail kunai being thrown at him, but stopped when he saw the large, downed croc... and all the blood.
“W-What happened here?!” his casual demeanor quickly changed as he closed the remaining distance between them.