#dash wars

[heraldofcrow]

"It is a shame because you would've liked Final Fantasy 7" 🤝 "It is a shame because you would've liked Armored Core 6"

^ me being above generic anime men AND mecha slop because I am based

((I can't play Sekiro because I am too unskilled at video gams))

OK WAIT, I will leave Val to defend AC6 because I have not yet “bonded” to it as deeply despite respecting and having played a couple of the AC games to appreciate From’s other big series.

BUT AS FOR FF7, ONE DAY YOU WILL LEARN THE LORE AND BE APOLOGIZING FOR YOUR DISMISSAL OF IT BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT GAMING’S FIRST BIBLICALLY ACCURATE ANGEL WAS GENERIC

As for Sekiro, skill issue is not an excuse when you beat fucking Darklurker on your first or second try or whatever sjdhdj

[heraldofcrow]

I don't know who spira---mirabilis is but the ease with which they gave up hating on Sephiroth DISGUSTS me. I've been on that for two years and counting, leave some things to the PROFESSIONALS ffs

^^^ also this is me casting charm against responding with Genesis speechbubble, which makes you unable to respond with Genesis speechbubble

Ok and SECONDLY, Spira is literally GG/Gg-force the original Bloodborne edit girlie of all time and you will put some DAMN RESPECT ON HER NAME LEST I BOMBARD YOU WITH MORE SEPHIROTH PICS AS PUNISHMENT!!!

[heraldofcrow]

DON'T FUCKING DARE TO USE MY SHITPOST ART OF OSWALD SAYING "I QUIT MY JOB" AS A REACTION TO THEPREVIOUS ASK

OH

Mb mb oomf hol on lemme delete real quick

*doesn’t delete*

[heraldofcrow]

Anyways impressionism SUCKS and you can't draw "yOuR rEaLiTy" because there is only one reality uwu :)

Fuck you??? I am reality??? It’s as I dictate it?????

[heraldofcrow]

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA SKILL ISSUE AHAHAGF XDDD

THAT’S IT I AM CROSSING A LINE

SUFFER.

[heraldofcrow]

I love scaring off new followers with an explosive evening dash war, it never gets old

[heraldofcrow]

Fantomette: Yay, another day finished. Time to rest from work stress and dream of blorbos!

Val: Hmm yes, I think I have written enough 300k word opinion pieces and analysis on media today. Time to settle in for the evening!

Me and Katy at 5 am on the tumblr dash:

[heraldofcrow]

STOP TAGGING PALEBLOOD HUNTER AS "gOoD hUnTeR xD" YOU LORE INACCURATE DIPSHIT!!!!!!!! I DON'T FUCKING CARE THAT THE DOLL CALLS THEM THIS, THIS IS NOT THIS CHARACTER'S TAG, NOR THERE IS ANYTHING "GOOD" ABOUT THEM!!!!!!!!!

OHHH MY GODDD LITERALLY FUCK OFF BUGBRAIN IF THE SWEET DOLL INSISTS ON CALLING THEM BY THAT NAME THEN I WILL HONOR IT EVERY FUCKING TIME WHEN IT’S ART OF THEM AND I WILL KEEP DOING IT UNTIL THE SUN FUCKING DIES IN A BALL OF SOUND AND FURY BECAUSE MY BELOVED ANGEL DESERVES TO HAVE HER PRECIOUS OUTLOOK ON THE BROKEN HOPELESS WORLD UNSCATHED AND PROTECTED AND NOT TARNISHED BY THE LIKES OF YOU JADED HEATHENS!!!!!

*fixes hair*

*clears throat*

*straightens coat*

Ahem, excuse me, now where were we, my lovely tumblr dash? ☺️