#dash: jade

[causefulmoon]

@highoctanegem replied to your post “If you could travel back and change one single...”:

That's sooo inspiring babe, carpe diem and stuff, right? So can you give me your travel machine then? I wanna go back in time and invent the color baby blue. It should be mine. It belongs to me.

​Oh my god. Wait, can I change my answer? I want to be the creator of neon green.

[constanquence]

@highoctanegem replied:

[pm] In that case I WILL call you Constance. Is Connie more for friends and fam thing? I will strive to make it to that tier. Constance, why did Nova wanna sneak up on you? What's your personal relationship? [user is nosy] Are you one of those people that can't be surprised? Cause in that cause I'm also super tempted to try this. It obvi sounds like she has #skillissues

[pm] No, no one has called me that since I was a child. And it's not proper to be referred to so informally.

You're being invasive. Does no one here have any manners

You'll have to ask her. I do not believe there was anything personal about it. Our connection is therefore irrelevant.

Oh, I wouldn't say I can't. Yes I would. Simply.... do not enjoy it as most do. So, no need to rise to the challenge because there is none. Why would you be tempted to hide in bushes and stalk another woman? Are you aware of how mad you sound? I'm sure she did her best and is grateful for the grace I showed her.

[corpse-a-diem]

@highoctanegem replied to this:

[pm] This is totally Van's fault, yup. I'm here snitching on her. How come you two know each other? I wouldn't guess, based on... I'm not SHAMING YOU. But you're like, a lot older than her. You could never be a grandma, I just wanted to make Van happy. LOL! No need to be jelly, you're still my number one when it comes to soup. What is this about you getting stuck in a casket, btw?

[pm] Had a feeling. Her family and mine are old family friends. I try to keep an eye on her when I can but if you know anything about Van, you know how difficult that can be.

Wait, do you mean she told you to call me a GILF? I--uh, you know? Don't worry about it. I was at a funeral director's conference. Things happen. But how are YOU, Jade? What have you been up to?

[thelivingdade]

@highoctanegem replied to this:

Hey queen, what are your thoughts on soggy fries?

Soggy fries? Are they drenched in butter or cheese or something? I could be into that.

[declinlalune]

@highoctanegem replied to your post “What was your most embarrassing date?”:

Never ever? By choice? Cause if not, let's change that right now.

​Oh, uh. I'm sure you're nice and great, but I've got a lot going on right now. I'm sorry.

[corpse-a-diem]

@highoctanegem replied to this:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES PLEASE

I'm thinking something big. Something that can be genuinely protective, you know? I don't know much about dogs though. Any suggestions?

[corpse-a-diem]

@highoctanegem replied to this:

[pm] Ouch, did you hear that noise? My heart, shattered again. I was just putting it together. It issss nice to know you're like, alive and all. Still making soup for all the hearts you're breaking? I'm so good, actually! The vibes this week are amazing.

[pm] Hey, I warned you fully from the start. My love is unattainable but your persistence is admirable. I'm sure that chick you dig will more than make up for it, though. How's that going?

No, no more soup. I'm putting my ladle away for the time being and leaving it to the professionals. Yeah? That's great. Anything particularly exciting?

[corpse-a-diem]

[pm] A little bird told me WR's most eligible GILF is back in town!! 👀 Did you totally miss us? No one's made me chicken soup in your absence </3

[pm] Ouch. Gilf? Et tu, Jade? Your little birdie's name rhymes with pan, doesn't it?

Of course I missed everyone. And you, even if I've somehow fallen to grandma-status in my absence. Good. That's my thing. I'd be upset if you were eating anyone else's chicken soup.