#dash: jane

[corpse--diem]

@jane-the-zombie

[pm] Well he shot me in the face, so I don't think he liked me that much.

[pm] He what?!

[exorciseyourspirit]

@jane-the-zombie replied to your post: Alright White Crest, I need to get out of my house...

The WCPD has received several complaints about the watermelon stand, but other than that, it’s not awful.

So I heard. Have they done anything about it?

[detectivedreameater]

I hate you.

No you don’t.

[corpse--diem]

@jane-the-zombie​

[pm] I just thought you should know. She... explained some things to me.

[pm] Does... that mean we’re... cool?

[corpse--diem]

@jane-the-zombie

[pm] Oh? No I haven't, though that's not necessarily abnormal. She's not pleased with me at the moment.

[pm] Ah, right. You guys okay? Feel free to ignore that if that’s too person. 

And I hate to just... drop this on you, but you should know that we were attacked by Roy the other day. I’m fine, Felix is fine I think and Marley--well, she’s alive but she got the worst of it. I don’t know the extent of the damage but I can keep you updated as soon as I know.

[corpse--diem]

[pm] Well, I met Roy.

[pm] And you were so excited you... drove into the lake? Are you okay?

[corpse--diem]

[pm] Marley has clued me in.

[pm] Oh?

[detectivedreameater]

jane-the-zombie replied to your post: [soundclip different Nicolas Cage sounds]

[user forwards the clip to @streetharmacist​ and @sgtrolandhills​ with no explanation attached]