#dash:bailey

[candymanvitroli]

{Private - Bailey/Marco}

beesmythe replied to your post: Private: I thought you were supposed to be keeping an eye on my girlfriend. What the fuck happened? I swear if she cheated on me with you and Anya. Your dick is mine.

Private: Why the fuck was she half naked in your bed then?

Again, ask her. Not me.

[candymanvitroli]

Private: I thought you were supposed to be keeping an eye on my girlfriend. What the fuck happened? I swear if she cheated on me with you and Anya. Your dick is mine.

{Private} Okay, first of all, I’m not afraid of you. I’m not one of your little buddies who’s intimidated by your “tough girl" shit. So tone it down. Second, lesbians aren’t really my type. Actually, I’m not theirs. So instead of going around threatening people, try talking to your girlfriend.

[candymanvitroli]

beesmythe replied to your post: If you think I can't see you warning people about me

People warning people about you? You don’t seem that bad.

I don't think I'm bad at all. But I guess "fathers" disagree.

[puckermanteagan]

beesmythe replied to your post: Is everyone okay?

I guess.

You guess?

[puckermanteagan]

beesmythe replied to your post: Unlike the children, I'm not sure if I'm a fan of summer vacations.

That’s because you usually have the house to yourself when we’re at school. Now you don’t.

See? At least someone gets it. 

[puckermanteagan]

beesmythe replied to your post: The make up is my favorite part of fighting

I dont think this was for children to read. Thank you, Mrs. Puckerman, for ruining my life.

Then children shouldn't be reading it.