Dec 10, 2018
@chcrmingeloise:
“Did you basically list every eligible female in Auradon? You’re such a fuckin’ nut. What makes you think any of us want to kiss you? I mean, the longer the list obviously the greater the chance there is one. Why don’t you just start your own version of the bachelor,” She winked at him.
Not everyone! There were plenty of girls that weren’t hot or weren’t cool enough to make the list. And people used to kiss on Junior all the time -- I’ve got his face and a better personality, what’s not to like?
Wait... is there actually a version of The Bachelor for ASU students? I’ve got a face perfect for the camera, I’d totally enter if I could.