#dash:evie

[myonceuponamal]

Is it considered rude to shove someone into a wall? Because Aziz took the last like fifteen strawberries at breakfast this morning, and I didn’t get any.

@happilyevieafter​

[gradianalastair]

clarevelyn

even a bin bag

I’ll say it again: I look good in everything.

[ailsbroch]

@happyevieafter:

I haven’t! But you’re not wrong, that could be a good one. So would the fact that I helped my mother with a sponge bath once, but I’d rather not conjure up those mental images for anybody.

Yeah, don’t use that one; I’d probably think that one was true. Mom’s get old and injured and need help, and some mom’s are... high maintenance. Not mine, but some.

[jaykadri]

PRIVATE

@happyevieafter:

But my face is the best part! Minus my outfits. The moral of the story is that you need to see me in person, and I you! Anything else would be a disgrace. And besides, I’ve lost enough friends, don’t even joke about such things!

You haven’t lost your friends, it’s not like they’re dead. They’re just, you know, on pause for now.

[oldjayblog]

Girls don’t like arms, girls like a well-dressed man.

No… I definitely like arms.

See? I told you, @happyevieafter  but just because it’s you I’ll let you help me dress just a tad bit better.

@marykatehood if you ever want a close up to this gun show let me know.

[kinglyben]

@happyevieafter:

Oh, well if that’s the case, you should definitely marry me! You’re far more interesting than me and it’d force people to realize that at long last.

Wow. Wow. I don’t think I should be actively seeking out a queen who tells those kinds of lies about herself, so unfortunately I might have to pass.

[oldjayblog]

@happyevieafter

Maybe on a tank top. I’d hate to hide those arms that you love so much.

Now we’re talking. Besides we have to show Auradon that not only are you really hot and smart but that you have guns of steal as well.

[marykatehood]

@happyevieafter:

Then I’ll be sure that your future boyfriend is dressed exclusively in leather armless vests, given how much you like them. You’re welcome in advance!

Oh, uh, I wouldn’t put that high on your to do list, I don’t see myself getting a boyfriend anytime soon. And if by some weird chance I do, I’ll just make sure he stays shirtless all the time. You can focus your outfit making on Jay instead!