#dash:kaz

[peydavis]

@kazmartyn:

I don’t know what you’re talking about. What does my alleged hostility have anything to do with how pretty Dizzy is, or even with the concept of hypocrisy for that matter? This was all about saving Johnny. Are you saying you’d rather kill Johnny than Casper? Has your infatuation reached that level that you’d rather sacrifice our theater dad?! If so, I don’t even recognize you anymore!

Dizzy can be pretty without you begging her to come be a part of the theater troop with the intention of ‘sexing her up’ implied! And you killed Casper very aggressively and emphatically! I know the difference between regular dramatics and overly dramatic dramatics and your statement was the second one!

[peydavis]

@kazmartyn:

PEY! Of course you can be and of course you will be, nothing’s ever going to stop you from being the spotlight that guides me home and the star of my heart, but that’s what we’ve been saying this whole time and obviously people don’t get that it can be a platonic thing! We need to put it in different terms if we don’t want people to think we’re dating - which we don’t want them to think, right?

I was under the impression that you were made of tougher stuff than this! Does this mean there’s someone you’ve set your sights on and that’s why you’re so concerned with your perceived singleness? Because if we’re going to be stars there’ll be untrue things said about us all the time, I thought we were trying to get used to it!

[peydavis]

@kazmartyn:

A hashtag can be #justbetweentheatrebros but you’re right, I can’t forget our retweetability! Was that better, Oh Fair One?

Perfect! All the fake little internet birdies are singing your praises right now. Magnifico, fantastique, flawless, amazing, iconic, true perfection.

[sydphillips]

No, I think you’ve got it down! Personality is more important than rhythm and you’re packing it on, Sydlicious! Personally, I create an alter ego who’s a secret agent/dancer mix to get in the mood, but I don’t know if that helps everyone

Oh um, thanks. So that’s your secret. It might work well for you but I think I would just look like a fool. Kitty obviously has the better moves, think she’ll join a musical production if you ask? If I’m ever nice to someone I might actually die.