#dash:lysander

[becclawtheraven]

PM: Becsander

@theonelysander:

ll the points will be gone before you know it if he continues to be a dummy. Apparently he’s the smarter one but eh, I’m not sure.

And yet you’re the Prefect and he’s the one who’s wanting to barge out into the forest when someone just died in there... I really think you win this category, Lys.

[becclawtheraven]

@theonelysander:

Those people can leave because you’re married to me. No one else can marry you.

Oh, absolutely! I’ll be sure to tell them all to bugger off, I wouldn’t want anyone fighting over me.

[becclawtheraven]

@theonelysander:

I think we’re too not-related to have a title. It’s like way distant. I’m still going to play the relative card when I want something from you, though.

Rude! Everything should have a title, no matter how obscure. And you can try the family card all you want, but you might be disappointed with how ineffective it turns out to.