#dash:persephone

[blakeofthejungle]

@persephonedunbroch:

Blake, it’s not funny. Apparently both jealousy and flirting with other people are natural parts of a relationship taking its course over time, they don’t need to be egged on! They need support from a friend group to make it through the fallout of the honeymoon phase, or as it’s known among intellectuals, limerence. After all, you’ll want our support when your time comes, won’t you?

Actually, it’s kinda funny. I mean, the assholes of the kingdom were worried about VKs stealing their money and their jewels and whatever else, and so far the worst thing that’s happened since they got here is somebody wants to steal Oliver’s girlfriend! Hi-la-rious. What’s all thsi other crap you’re talking about, though? What honeymoon phase fall out? They’re fiiiine, they’re Becliver, nothing’s gonna break them up, not even a hot merdude.

[becclawtheraven]

@gryffinpersephone:

Just so we’re clear, that was not a personal dig towards either of you, Becca. Oliver’s a delightful person and he’s perfect for you. Less meme obsessed and more my academic equal is just more my speed. That’s all I meant.

If you say so. I find being around someone so different from me to be really refreshing; I’d grow bored with someone who had all the same priorities and interests as I do. And the memes are quite clever, actually, but perhaps someone like Louis would be more to your taste. That’s who people always tried to steer me towards before.

[blakeofthejungle]

@persephonedunbroch:

That’s true. She doesn’t mind broken bones - some of us are born with more common sense than others.

And speaking of common sense, if you’re harboring fantasies about a grown woman, you need more help than anything I could tell you, Blake.

Eh, bones. They’re replaceable. Awesome memories? Not so much.

Damn, way to crush my dreams of showing up at your castle singing ‘Persephone’s Mom Has Got It Going On’. I had a whole plan to woo her and become your stepdad and everything.