Rilayarkle
NOT ANOTHER SHIP MEME ;; SUPER LONG EDITION
who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultation: Ummm I feel like Riley would and Maya would either highey love it or be super offended by it existing lol
who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of them: Isn’t Maya the only one that can even be captured in photographs? Lmao but I don’t thin she’d care about Riley taking pics of her
who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happy: I feel like Farkle probably pops through walls and does random ghosty things to mae the girls laugh (especially Riley)
who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to them: Maya loves horror movies and Riley is the most scared so it works well. It’s sad that it’s hard for ghost boy to join the cuddle party tho :(
who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract them: UM none of them honestly? If Farkle were alive maybe him but now they’re all just focused on blending in and being “human”
who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separated: Ummm Riley would wanna check on the others when she’s out and make sure that Maya didn’t kill Farkle... again.
who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they do: Maya would run off in wolf form (is that a thing she can transform into whenever???) and Riley would probably be the one crying because she’s a sensitive little bean
who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite shows: Farkle? I don’t think ghosts need to sleep.
who bites the other’s ear when they’re feeling frisky: LMAO NONE OF THESE PPL NEED TO BE BITING EACH OTHER
who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the car: Maya would, although she’d be mad that water doesn’t affect Farkle
who has more fun decorating the house during holidays: SUCH A RILEYISM! Farkle and Maya love letting her take charge
who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the other: I think Farkle is probably that kind of scary quiet mad person that you’re just waiting for him to explode.
who plays with the others’ hair more: Maya plays with Riley’s hair because she really likes it
who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re bored: Maya and Riley both climb on each other; they get bored easily and they’re really comfortable with each other
who tries to kiss the other as often as they can: Riley is the most affectionate but if Farkle’s focused enough to touch them he probably wants all the smooches too
who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck up: Riley and Farkle pout when Maya snaps at them; she’s the grouchiest one probably (or at least the most likely to use this exact terminology lol)
who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled up: UM N/A THIS SEX IS TOO WEIRD WITH ALL THE DIFFERENT TYPES OF PEOPLE INVOLVED LET’S NOT MESS IT UP WHEN IT’S READY TO WORK
who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have one: Ummm Riley is probably the only one who cares so she’s got the umbrella
who demands showering first in the mornings: No demands necessary, they’ve got a system worked out of some sort I’m sure for whoever needs showers
who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the mornings: Maya would probs
who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the games: Maya’s super competitive and so is Riley (DIE ZOMBIES DIE!) so they’d probably both gravitate towards the games
who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respond: Riley is the most needy/impatient of the trio
who always forgets to charge their phone overnight: Maya doesn’t care about talking to anyone but Riley anyway so she’d forget
who comes up behind the other and slide their hands into their back pockets: idk maybe Riley? She’s very touchy feely
who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they can: FARKLE WHEN POSSIBLE, RILEY OTHERWISE
who is louder and who constantly has the tell the other to be quiet: they all try to be quiet not to draw attention to themselves but Riley’s probs still too loud anyway
