#dash:felix

[sumskellington]

@felixstabby​:

You don’t chose love, baby! It’s not my fault I’m me! You knew what you were getting into, it’s your job to love me anyway!

How about I call dibs on the 14th and your boi gets you the 13th and the 15th? Compromise.

I do love you anyway, dum-dum! You’re the one who knew someday I’d have a for real Valentine, you should have planned accordingly!

Mmm, sorry, don’t think it works that way! I don’t know what surprises he has in store for me, but pretty sure they’re going to be on actual Valentine’s Day. But, if he leaves me any spare time, I promise I’ll come make sure you’re surviving on your own, okay? 

[ladyjasmine]

-- Chirp, chirp, birdie, you around?

[sumskellington]

@felixstabby​:

Yeah, well, you never know. They might make me the Bachelor yet and it’s always a disappointing season if the dude doesn’t end up whipped by the end. You caught the part where I said I’d rather die though, right?

It was a very unconvincing, grudging death, though! No eagerness to be found! But fiiiiiiine, I’ll pretend that I didn’t notice that my best friend is starting to seem a lot more open to love than before, definitely could not prove that if I kept trying, nope nope nope.

[malbfaery]

@felixstabby​:

You’re right, it’s not that amazing, I’m an obvious choice but I still thought I’d never hear you say it. Hey, its okay to admit I’ve got the body of a god and the face of whatever’s better. I’m not judging you for your taste!

Okay, you’re not that obvious of a choice, either! You and your boys were a little too soft for me back on the Isle, in case you’ve forgotten. Also, my dad’s a literal god, and am I a fan? Not really, so you kind of just insulted yourself with that comparison.

[cassidystabbington]

@felixstabby​:

There were other new couples this year? Wild, I didn’t notice even one of them. Looks like you’re officially the Stabbington that cares the most about randoms!

God, as if. You’re the Stabbington that actually spends time with randoms, I don’t fuck with them and they don’t fuck with me! It’s not my fault that like three lame ass couples popped up on the music scene, of course I’m going to know about that. The most pathetic of the bunch went down in flames but two are still standing.

[izzyslade]

🐯 for @felixstabby​

Do you need fuzzy pink handcuffs for Valentine’s Day? I ended up with an extra pair somehow and they’d probably match your dumb hair really well.