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text 🖌️ malrene

Irene: if anyone has any items they wish to dispose of (THATS NOT LITERAL TRASH) pls let me know so i can see if it would make for a good art project 🥰

Mal: And what's the problem with literal trash? Some of my best work has come from that.

#text #text:irene #asuirene

text 💬 maldrey

Mal: I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on

Mal: ...and this is the last time I leave my phone out on the bar while I'm working. Ignore that last text, it obviously wasn't from me.

#//random number 169 #//i have one in drafts from her but like #do i ever do replies? no #text #text:audrey #asuaudrey #audreysrose

text 💬 malvie

Mal: According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.

Mal: It wasn't even purple???

#text #text:evie #asuevie #evie-grimhilde #//random number 118

text 💬 malress

Mal: did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?

Mal: I think you're going to need something stronger than that to get through a stupid cartoon documentary about Olaf.

#text #text:heiress #asuheiress #heiress-magissa #//random number 49

mistressvera

#camera #asujay #//hello i loved a's jay and miss him ofc #but i'm also a TRASH soooo if someone else wanted to play him and have him still live with mal and gani #we'd love you forever kthxbyeeee

text 💬 malnar

Mal: We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one

#text #text:gunnar #asugunnar #gunnarwestergaard #//idk i saw the word fire and this seemed good lol #//random number 132

text 💬 malco

Mal: Don’t worry, if we end up getting chased by a murderer, we’ll just split up. Whoever he runs after, sucks for them. That means you’ve got like, at least a 50% chance of survival if you come camping.

#text #text:marco #asumarco #marcoalandale #//random number 200 #//since he bought her auction basket but we haven't done much with that!

text 💬 malkie

Mal: I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.

#text #text:herkie #asuherkie #herklympus #//figured she could text her cousinish thing since you always say you want more convos for him!#//random number 124

text 💬 malthony

Mal: Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?

Mal: I was letting Evie use me as a test dummy and I'm pretty sure she Zapped a picture that showed WAY more than I ever wanted anyone to see.

#text #text:anthony #asuanthony #anthonytremaines #//random number 140

winterxisxcomingx

#scrapbook

text 💬 malni

Mal: The last time I heard someone say ‘YOLO,’ I ended up getting arrested for pole dancing in the middle of a shopping mall. Too soon.

Mal: I mean, it wasn't a REAL arrest, but a friend slapped handcuffs on me and said I was such a bad dancer that I was committing a crime. Rude.

#text #random number 195 #text:gani #asugani #ganiambrosius

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