#dasha headcanons

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Random / General Dasha Headcanons - Pt. 1

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Note: This is my first time posting my headcanons. If you don't agree with any of them, please just scroll. This is my view of the character! Ty!

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⟢ Dasha wants people to think she's the big spoon, but she really loves when you hold her.

⟢ Dasha is really into subtly matching outfits, maybe a similar color pallet or matching bracelets. Not something that screams 'I own you', but just something that she can carry with her to remind her of you.

⟢ Dasha continues to lift weights to make sure she can easily pick you up at all times.

⟢ Dasha eventually transitions to calling you Russian pet names, especially at night when she's sleepy and you're in bed together.

⟢ Dasha doesn't seem like she'd know stereotypically 'girly' stuff, but she actually has a fair bit of knowledge. If there's something she doesn't know, she would ask you.

⟢ Dasha wants to be right by you while you do your makeup or your hair, if you're that kind of person. She understands the need for space, but finds your process interesting and wants you to teach her how to do it the way you like it. Mainly so she can help you again in the future.

⟢ Dasha is into whatever you're into, or she tries to be. She might pretend to be nice about something, if she doesn't like it. Especially if she knows you do, but when she finally breaks, she's very blunt about her views on things.

⟢ Dasha figures out how you like your coffee/tea and makes sure Kopi does it right, if she can't make it herself.

⟢ Dasha feels like she has to keep her desires hidden, as she not used to having someone who cares. But, once you've been together a while, it gets easier to break down those walls and she opens up easier.

⟢ Dasha blushes the brightest when you call her nicknames or compliment her strength.

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Dasha Headcanons

Sorry for not posting these past few days things are getting a little busy lately 😭

Her and Jerry don't really get along. They have the kind of relationship of cousins who don't like each other but can be friendly if they push it, in a family reunion

Her and Penelope tho? Besties, they really like each other. Possibly Yuri 👀👀👀???

She can and will use either you or anyone as a barbell. Examples:

She has used Mac to train shoulders, lifting them over her head

She has used Jerry to train biceps...multiple times...

She genuinely gives good relationship advice. She has tried fixing things with Harper and Dirk but, nope, nothing worked

Also she can dead lift Stefan... Yeah!

Despite her workouts she doesn't do a lot of cardio. She may love lifting you for piggy back rides but don't expect her to run full force with you on her back

She likes dying her hair, her favourite colour was brown and her least favourite was bright orange. Thankfully she can test out the colour on the whiter strands of her hair

She has tried learning the rules of GnG but she honestly couldn't keep up. She's a woman of direct instructions

Also her and Hector have a "hello" "what's up" relationship like no more than a few lines 😭

You know that trend where boyfriends would lift their girlfriends and have them sit on their shoulders? Yeah, she can do that to you EASYYY

Also if you're stronger than her she will subtly convince you to like, share your workout routine with her...

Although I imagine she likes training alone and inside, at home or at the gym. I can't imagine her doing those workouts at parks or town squares or whatever

Mac has read her all of your self insert fanfiction. Dasha doesn't understand the concept that well 😭

Also she doesn't do well with clutter. CLEAN UP

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If you're still doing requests, could we please get some Dasha hcs about her interactions with the other objects if that's ok :3

yes!!!! I love her she's so sweet

Dasha Headcanons

secretly wants to join in on Chance's games, but is a bit intimidated because it sounds very complicated

occasionally has a language barrier but Lyric is always quick to step in and help!

looks after Jerry, even if he doesn't realize it all the time

prefers the company of objects that talk a bit softer, like Abel. the high-energy ones are draining to her

Doesn't talk to Mac or Willi much, she doesn't feel like she has a lot in common with them

(her and Willi putting their minds together towards something would be terrifying though, nothing would stand a chance)

the objects she considers herself closest to are: Able, Dorian, Wallace, Florence, and Lyric

she tried to help Shelley with her self esteem, but Shelley always interprets it wrong and it makes things worse

she's worried about her :(

She likes talking to Wallace because they can bond over both being "support" objects that are constantly holding other objects up

she's been trying to convince Florence to ask out Celia for YEARS but Florence always turns it back on her and Able, so they're at a stalemate

"I'll tell Celia when you tell Abel!" "I'll say something to Able when you finally talk to Celia."

her and Penelope get along! she likes hearing Penelope's daily quotes

(they're also both hopeless romantics)

Her and Dorian like to chat. their sense of humor is really similar so you can occasionally hear them laughing together

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Random Dasha Headcanons - Pt. 2

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⟢ Dasha is a major service top!

⟢ Dasha doesn't want you to feel obligated to pleasure her after she gets you off. it takes a few times of you being intimate for her to really give in.

⟢ Dasha is usually quiet when it comes to making noises, but she loves to talk you through sex.

⟢ Dasha didn't have much practice before you got together, but she kenw what to do and got good fast.

⟢ Dasha is the queen of aftercare. She makes sure you're comfortable and cleaned off before cuddling you extra tightly.

⟢ Dasha is the best when she's using her strap. She's good with her hands, but a bit clumsy. When she's fucking you is when she really shines.

⟢ Dasha would be open to experimenting with anything you're into, as long as it's safe, sane, and consensual.

⟢ Dasha would only want to have sex on the bed for at least the first few times you two spent together. She's formal about it and wants you to feel like she cares.

⟢ Dasha, when she's more comfortable, would love to fuck you over a desk. She'd love the noises you'd make when the position would have her push in deeper.

⟢ Dasha would love how you taste when you come apart for her. She says you get sweeter the closer you get and she is always happy to eat you out.