#dashboard crabs

[number1120]

Call me cringe. Call me what ever you want. But, @staff , this is fucking fire! I do not regret a single thing! I thought it was a joke but-

I love it! Cured my depression. 10/10 would recommend, baby!

[kedreeva]

Crab!!!!! Time for crab!!!!?

[marinebiologyshitposts]

hey i found these on the ground can you hold them? thanks

[mizuribbons]

imagine if

tumblr april fools 2022: there are crabs on your dashboard

tumblr april fools 2023: there are buttons that do different things (like cheese to cover a post with cheese, and crabs that dance)

tumblr april fools 2024: you can boop people

tumblr april fools 2025: you can cover crabs on your dashboard with cheese

tumblr april fools 2026: you can boop crabs on your dashboard

tumblr april fools 2027: you can cheesy boop people (booping them and covering them with cheese)

tumblr april fools 2028: you can cheesy boop crabs on your dashboard

[heartbreakincident]

one of the dashboard crabs jumped in front of my cursor to try to stop me from blocking a terf. that crab killed itself to defend a terf.

[bearotonin-international]

Thank you to whoever gifted us with 24 hours of dashboard crabs. We are very much abusing this power

[stimpunks]

Dashboard Crabs Are Penguin Pebbles

Dashboard crabs are penguin pebbles.

“Penguins give pebbles to other penguins to show that they care.”

Penguin Pebbling

Penguin Pebbling is our neurodivergent way of saying, "I thought about you today. I remembered this thing about you."

Penguin pebbling is a neurodivergent love language.

The Five Neurodivergent Love Languages

The 5 neurodivergent love languages: infodumping, parallel play, support swapping, Please Crush My Soul Back Into My Body, Penguin Pebbling

[thatsbelievable]

Well, good golly, thank you for dashboard crabs!