#dashcon 2.0

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

how did I not realize that dashcon 2 was happening yesterday

[trialruntantrum]

Dashcon 2.0 happening in 2024 with AI generated Willy Wonka garbage?

Great things are coming

[manrippedapartbydogs]

I’ve talked about this before, but I have to say it again the fact that I have met some of the coolest and best friends I could ever ask on here has helped me grow as a person m. If you’ve been a long time follower, you know how the last years have been for me and idk; thanks for being here through the times ™️

I wish we could all smoke weed together

[poetry-written-in-blood]

“Wow, Destiel is canon, Sherlock, Hetalia, and Ouran Host Club are coming back, we’re having another Mishapocalypse and Dashcon 2021...I wonder what’s going to happen next?”

You feel the earth begin to quake under your feet. You hear an echo of singing bears in the distance and your heart drops into the pit of your stomach as you realize what is coming. Your heart beats harder, faster, and you start to sweat. There is nowhere to run. Nowhere to hide. You see them on the horizon and you can only watch in shock and terror at what is about to unfold.

“Oh god,” you say.

“THEY’RE BACK.”

[friendofthecrows]

Actually, I think we should try another tumblr convention but on zoom. It's scheduled for next weekend here's the link

[90stvqueen]

how am i supposed to focus on grad school applications when literally all of tumblr is having a party right now?

[rosmaryne]

The hardcore klance shippers and sheith shippers fistfight in the ballpit. Someone does blackface while cosplaying allura. Unnervingly realistic classic voltron cosplay group. Police get called when one of the keith cosplayers fighting in the ballpit draws a knife.

[cracked]

Fyre Festival was the perfect buttfuck bacchanal of comedy. It was a failed music festival whose victims seem to be privileged millennials who went on to lodge exaggerated and tone-deaf complaints. And it was organized by Ja Rule. There are so many punchlines there that you need to stop to take a breather in the middle of it.

Mankind hates "hippie" festivals as a concept. Do you remember New York's Great GoogaMooga food and music festival? It raised $75,000, which wasn't enough to cover the damage everyone at the event did to the grass, and there was a brawl over fried chicken.

Every year when Coachella rolls, there's a deluge of articles and Twitter one-liners about the kinds of people you'll see at Coachella. Same with Burning Man, Bonnaroo, SXSW, whatever. If you go to it, you probably love it, but the rest of us for some reason disdain the events and the sorts of people who attend them. It's like each one is chum for cock sharks, and we're all Quint, just surly as shit for being eaten the last time this happened.

Why The Fyre Festival Attendees Should've Seen It Coming