fucked up trial run

Bi -- she / her -- Percy Jackson, Dungeon Dads, and more

[trialruntantrum]

New concept art for The Spot pre bageling and

That's just Anthony Burch. That's just a longer haired Daddy Master.

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

Two boys talked on the playground about who was stronger: a kitten or a puppy. "For the sake of fairness, let's say they're both the size of a pea," one boy said. "Agreed," said the other boy. "It's only fair."

[perfectbeautifulwoman]

how do people not know where the clit is like it’s right there. it’s not even funny it’s right there

[whimsical-catacombs]

i've told this story before but i lost my virginity to a trans guy who had been on T for a while, and i had never heard of bottom growth before, nor had i had quality sex education, so afterwards i was talking with some of my friends exasperated like "How can people not find the clit!? i touched that thang and thought 'surely that's not it! because that's impossible to fucking miss!'"

and then one of my friends sat me down and explained bottom growth and clitoral diversity to me, going so far as to say that they can't find their own clit half the time.

a few months later i was living with said friend and they were waxing their pubes in the living room and asked me to take a look. lo and behold, no clitoris.

[holylostcabinetsbatman]

original image by gertritude on twitter

[tunisian]

Telling people not to use chatgpt is ableist. Some people arent eloquent enough and need it to convey what they want to say

not only are you stupid you are also a big fucking loser

[the-haiku-bot]

not only are you

stupid you are also a

big fucking loser

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[infectiouspiss]

as above (insane in the head) so below (insane in the pussy)

[luleshege-deactivated20250213]

It’s so sad people glorify toxicity. I’d much rather choose a sane and secure person, that I can try crazy stuff with, rather than having an “insane” person making you wish you have a calm day with

[infectiouspiss]

no i just have psychosis and a weird pussy but thanks for your opinion! i didn't need or want it!

[broadacre]

Quick reminder that it's always morally correct to punch nazis.

[unpretty]

As someone who has organized a gangbang, it is SO HARD to Wrangle People towards the sexy parts and away from the crafted table of snacks which just so happens to be in front of your book shelf and OMG you have THIS gaming System?? That was Kickstarter exclusive! Like, no. Stop. Please return the game book to the shelf and remove your clothes. Please?

well thank god it's not just me

[unpretty]

favorite tags from the notes so far:

#throwback to that one time a platonic friend invited me to a swinger club#and his earnest reasoning was#'the buffet there is the best I have ever been to and it's so cheap we need to eat our way through the buffet together'#I didn't go but I have reliable sources that the buffet really is that good (via @notgreengardens)

#this has been the case at every single kink event i've been to#went to a fireplay demo once and it took like 45 minutes to get started because everyone was distracted by the host's pet lizard (via @glorious-spoon)

[bippysaurus-rex]

The best sex party I ever went to nearly stopped because someone taped a sheet to the back of sliding glass windows and were using dry erase markers to make diagrams. A bunch of math and physics PhD’s were helping a chemistry phd with a thorny problem and they cheered when they solved it. A board game night broke out and it was really hard to pry people away from the games, science and snacks for sex so someone put up a pole in the living room and four women started pole dancing while shouting instructions to the scientists and board game nerds.

Epic party, I think I shagged 8 women that night and I won a card game.

[unpretty]

[ursavorpalis]

#it got better#new fanfic trope: trying to host an orgy but everyone keeps getting distracted

i must write this or perish

[zooophagous]

Earlier I was scrolling Reddit and I come across a post in r/shrooms, a sub reddit dedicated to psychadelic mushrooms and frequently featuring entries from users who are posting during a trip.

A guy posts, freaking out, that the delivery person who dropped off his food had a huge snake wrapped around his neck and the snake was talking to him and tripped him out.

He shares a picture ne sneakily took of the delivery driver.

The delivery driver actually does, in fact, have a live 7 or so foot long boa constrictor draped across his shoulders.

Can you fucking image. Being blasted out of your gourd on hallucinogenic substances, getting a random knock at the door and the guy has a live gigantic snake just chilling. Your head would explode

[klaasje]

[bigandretired-deactivated202501]

[emeraldwhale]

[owl-noire]

Hey friendly reminder to love and cherish Green Day

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Idk about y'all but I personally think anyone referring to scars, vitiligo, and cellulite as a fetish thing is saying more about themselves than they realize they are.

[dongulator]

[ablubluh]

[trialruntantrum]

Seeing the presidents nudes is a sign to use my phone less

[sop-soap]

Biases being broken down on both sides

[sop-soap]

Edit: I’m not trying to glorify the CCP guys, I’m well aware of the problems people in China face in regard to censorship and protesting. I thought these screenshots were just good examples of people realizing that USamericans do not have it nearly as good as many think

[todaysbird]

fun thing about herding and/or generally neurotic breeds: they are really good at following rules you have instituted, but they will also make their own Dog Rules they will follow stringently whether or not you like it

[todaysbird]

despite never being reprimanded for getting sick if my dog throws up she will ‘tattle’ on herself and run over to me, show me the throw up, then hide and start shaking uncontrollably. nobody taught her to do this. she has decided that throwing up is a punishable offense until the end of time

[ajarofpickledtears]

[todaysbird]

my dog has decided that it’s solely on her shoulders to ensure there is peace in my house…if the cats fight she stands between them to ‘break it up’ and/or herds them away, if my rats have an argument she goes to the cage door and barks until they stop. not sure why she has decided she must carry the weight of the world but she has

[fauxcoral]

[things-are-heating-up]

I think the funniest part about the migration from tiktok to rednote is how americans are like "oh my gosh, our government lied to us, you guys are the same as us!" and chinese are like "holy shit, our government didn't lie to us, you really do live like this, i'm so sorry"