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Men who dress like that call me.

I need to feel your leg hairs through the fishnets.

I got in a lotta trouble with a farmer out near Jesper when I first showed up on this planet fer feckin' with his milkin' machine.

Fecker was too big fer my pecker but I've had time to shop aroun' since then ay.

Yeah har har har if you're gonna eat a sandwhich it better be bougie or else it's not dinner enough

That song always makes me think a my better half.

Oh ay, I dunno that I can overwrite biology with an artifact yet, nah.

I guess I forgot that there's different kindsa undeath.

where im from we shoot CEOs for mouthing off like that ay

Anyway yeah yeah I wanna go home and have a good scream on my own roof, too.

Legit as soon as I read that I looked at Carmine and she (was still pissed about my last hand) stabbed a pen knife through my hand.

I got her in the thigh by smacking the knifed-hand on her lap real hard in return.

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