Volt walks with a confused look on his face. "Hey, Mac... We keep getting sent these memes, and we're wondering if you might be able to give us an idea of what it means?" He shows several memes one in particular being Volt in the flirt pose with is arm outstretched with text reading 'Let's take ibuprofen together.' Another with Volt in the sad outstretched arm pose reading 'NOOO!!! WHY DONT YOU HAVE BALLS' Volt seems genuinely perplexed if these images actually mean something.
//HIIII I just saw your blog from that reblog <3 I'll send in an ask related to that post about accessibility as well for Eddie. (Also if you want to see more of the memes for context you can search 'sharp' on my blog )
@ask-breakerbox-boys (Eddie)
Mac flicks through the pile of memes Volt's just dropped on their lap, giggling to themselves silently - making a particular mental note at the pinboard [pinterest] collar comment.
"How do I explain gen-z humour. The humour... or the joke… is in the absurdity. At least, as far as I understand, they're not meant to make any sense. That ibuprofen one though... would be nice to do it with someone else for once..."
"Did you want me to order you anything, Volt?"
//: @sharp-silver4795, look how far your chaos has spread. I am so proud.
MAC MAC MY SWEETHEART, LOOK AT THIS LITTLE GUY IM TRYING TO BUY OFF CAROUSELL (asian ver ebay) LOOK AT IT ITS SO CUTE IM SO EXCITED ITS NAME IS CHIP EHEHEHEH
kisses :333
OH MY GOSH MEEEEEEEPH!!! They're perfect!!! Lil desk buddy! Study buddy!!
Hm, I wonder what @ask-mateo-manta would think. Would Chip count as an inanimal?
Mac gives you a soft smile as they kiss your cheek
Welcome! This is an ask/RP-style blog for Mac from Date Everything!
Our nerdy lil computer didn't get enough screen time. Here to help amend this...
✨ Send asks about dating, life, or whatever's on your mind.
Please keep in mind:
> This is an 18+ blog and I will not hesitate to block people who ignore that: for my safety AND yours.
> Keep asks Mature or Below. Flirting is fine, but no explicit NSFW. If we were on AO3, keep asks mature related or below. Nothing truly explicit.
Rules for Sensitive Subjects
♡ There is a real person behind this blog, please bear in mind I have a life, I am not a therapist (yet), neither is Mac. We will delete asks we don't feel safe with.
♡ Trigger warnings are a must: if in doubt, drop a content warning in your ask.
Posts will be tagged as best as I can: #suggestive, #nsft, #angst, #art etc, feel free to use Tumblr's content filtering to avoid any content you don't wish to see.
No hard feelings if you don't like ask blogs - feel free to block and move on :)
> Asks can be in-character (like you’re on a date with Mac, or just chatting with them) or out of character (about the blog, headcanons, favourite fan fics, art etc).
> Replies will take time — but I'll get to them! I'm chronically ill, Mac flares when I do, okay? :'D
> This blog is headcanon-based. It's my interpretation of Mac, so take it in that spirit; unless stated otherwise or indicated otherwise, asks will typically be treated with a friend/love ending. I tend to tone down their ~suggestive~ commentary, at least at first. 'Tis just a personal preference <3
> If you’re sending asks with copy-paste fonts, glitch core text (the ✨𝕗𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕪 𝓪𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓽𝓲𝓬✨ ones), please also drop a plaintext version. They aren't proper Unicode, which means they break screen readers and, frequently, my eyeballs. Help me out — I want to read what you're saying!
> For the time being, I welcome homeowner OCs, self inserts and a fair number of object based original characters; just make sure to have some kind of tag (emoji or nickname) if you want to build on a story... and give me something to work with, okay? Working off an ask that's just "Hi" is not easy.
//: blog owner (they/them) is a disabled uni student, an ambulatory wheelchair user, neurodivergent, intersex and a freaking nerd <3
You are most welcome to ask accessibility & disability questions!
Canon details: the following won't be changed
- Mac uses they/them pronouns
- they're an ambulatory wheelchair user
headcanon details (aka. blog canon):
> Roni, Mac's mouse (he/him), is relatively sentient; the pair communicate non-verbally (post realization too)
> Mac's autistic and a bit oblivious (.. i feel like that's established fanon at this point). This includes patches where they're non speaking.
> They're a bit of a menace when it comes to labelling their sexuality and gender; preferring to make people guess what they think they identify as. They call it "testing biases and preconceived notions." This phrase is usually paired with a devious grin and a joyous spin on the spot directed at whoever they asked.
I tend to write them as non-binary + m-Spec (bi, pan, omni etc) + on the aro/ace spectrums + polyam + intersex (post realization)
Post shortcuts
Canons & Headcanons 0.1: brain dump
Headcanons 0.2: stims (Barry & Mac)
Headcanons 0.3: disability
Headcanon Ask 0.1: sfw agere
Headcanon Ask 0.2: Periods
Headcanon Ask 0.3: lgbtq+
Headcanon Ask 0.4: spicy~
Headcanon reblog 0.1: transport
Accidental One Shot 0.1: memory
102 Dateable Blogs: a guide to date everything roleplay blogs on Tumblr
other's art (linked to their profiles)
> any and all of @somekindofjester's art
> ttrpgs w/ the office dateables (ac4zuda)
My art
> who gave mac a cable flogger? don't you realise how much Ethernet cables hurt to step on?
> Joy is Resistance
> Is for me? Mac, after your cookies
> Goober Volt
> does this count? (mac mandala)
> Swap AU (with me & Mac)
> Cripplepunk AU Sprite Edit
> Pride Mac Sprite Edit
Other Shortcuts
> my DE! fic list (archive of our own)
> AO3 profiles: @pocketpc-asks, and @pocketpc-afterdark (18+ fics)
Alt Names for apps/sites/novels etc
Canonically, the house has PlaceBook, I have run with this idea.. too far; too much fun has been had.
AUs/Situations that pop up frequently here
> Character Aware Mac
> Realized Mac (they're intersex imo <3)
> Realized Character Aware Mac
Claimed Pseuds/Anons
- "Binary Anon" (the original binary anon)
- "2:55" / "2:55 Anon"
- Sparkle Bug
- Battz 🔌 🦇
- Bit Anon (single unit of binary, binary anon 0.2)
- Too Much Soup Anon
Claimed Emoji Anons: 🌳,🍡,🗯,🍯
Before anyone asks, I will end up blending American English spelling with British English spelling - I'm not American, but I associate American spelling with this game. Particularly around 'Realization' :)
Object Anons (duplicates welcome :))
- Cal (Calculator)
- Neon (Plushie)
- Little Jar (@littlejaranon)
- Cypher (laptop)
- Ori (origami)
- Mimi (sewing machine)
If you got this far, hi, I like the dedication. Call me (mod), Kahu.. aka @gaynpc03 :)
I am finding the memes and cursed images as we speak!!!
//fr tho love mac!! I’ve been trying to terrorise any ask blogs that will allow it cuz I think it’s hilarious to see what ppl think the dateables will say
And you can take an even more cursed Eddie for the road :)
"Oh... It seems you have found an image of my.... Less than welcoming side. Well, glad to be... blessed... With this image? Blessed isn't the right word. I'm not sure there is a right word." They glance around the room, as if trying to prevent someone from overhearing.
"That's the look I give when I hear someone's used Val AI, textGPT or Virgo to generate theories about me."
They don't acknowledge the Eddie drawing, beyond a slight eyebrow raise.
The first things I printed were about a dozen of those silly articulated dragons on thingiverse lol. they’re taking over my room - 🍡
ThE EXCITEMENT FROM MAC OMW
"I've always wanted to try 3d printing.. it might feel nice.. CAD modelling does.. Would you-"
//: gods those bloody flexi dragons are all over my house now. there's like.. 20 of them.... along with a bunch of supersized LEGO :sob: i mostly use my printer for disability aids but there's been a few, very silly, fun things, including a highly rude cake topper ("holy shit, you're OLD").
I believe this is my first time sending you an ask, so..
How are you and your little mouse friend doing? Any good tunes you've been listening to? :)
Mac's a little flustered at this question, reaching to close the music app they've got running.
"Haha.. yeah, we're good! Roni's been sleeping most of the day.. we overworked him yesterday." yes, there he is, curled up against Mac's neck, his wiry tail wrapped around their neck. Protective, almost.
"I shouldn't... really... fuckit. YES. I've had Chloe Adam's song 'dirty thoughts' playing on loop. I believe you call them earworms? Dreadful mental image, by the way. But it's so good."
