May 18, 2018
*I had this really cute date on the beach by the night with this lovely girl, but my brain is stupid*
Girl: So... we can go to my place and smoke another joint and maybe have some more beer?
THE STUPID ME: That's really sweet of you, but I have to go home by this time. *HUGS her, gives her a little kiss ON THE CHEEK and goes away*
I DID NOT HAVE TO GO HOME AND AT THE MOMENT I REALIZED THIS I JUST GOT EMBARRASSED TO FIX THINGS OUT - WHAT THE FUCK BRAIN?????