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How I Met Your Mother

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Lookie at our Present!

Awww look at what we got from one of fans, Seema Subash. She's just too sweet. Thanks for the love!

@Datelytics @BrandonTLuong I thought of something more fun :D pic.twitter.com/kB6bGPxbEN

— Seema Subash™ (@SeemaSubash) June 5, 2014

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It's us versus all the other dating apps. Game on!

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Battle Plan: Disrupt and Disturb

We want to introduce our new marketing campaign: Disrupt/Disturb

The whole premise of this strategic marketing plan is we want to disrupt the online dating industry with our new product while disturbing competitors along the way. Since one of our mission is to get people to change their online dating habits, we want our rivals to step it up as to show there is a need to reevaluate their current production. Yes, it sounds crazy. Why would you want your competitors to push themselves when Datelytics hasn't even launch yet? Well, here's why:

1) Victory tastes sweeter when you overcome them at their prime. If LeBron James plays against Michael Jordan now versus back in the day, it isn't as good as beating Air Jordan... not that LeBron would win against Jordan anyways; he'll put up a good fight, but the victory will still go to Jordan.

2) Have fun with our prey by annoying them, pointing out their flaws and trolling them online. After all, all work and no play.

Our thing is that we aren't in stealth mode, so why not be loud straight out the gate? We're riding into the arena with banner held high, eyes toward our prey, heart for our customers, weapons locked-and-loaded, and yelling AROO. We may be small, but we came to stir things up; not to sit quietly in hopes we takeoff. 

AROO AROO AROO!!!

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Want to get it clear with Google that we didn't make a typo. We really mean Datelytics, not any of these Datalytics

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We had a little redesign going on. What do you think of it?

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Heard you like spam, so we made you a Zoosk profile.