Thank You to the Dating Apps Who Gave Rise to Datelytics
On the behalf of Datelytics, we would like to take a moment to thank all the dating apps and online dating services who have ruined the online dating experience. Thanks to these screw ups, it has given Datelytics a reason to emerge and take the helm of the mobile dating industry. For if it had not been you shitting upon your users and the market, we might not have been given the opportunity to fixed the industry. Although there are many people to thank, we would not be here if it wasn't for these 'fine' folks:
Tinder, oh what can we say about you. You are the one who proved people would trade quality matches for time efficiency and booty calls.
OkCupid, making the same thing as eHarmony, but more Myspace-like. You have shown how stalkerish a person can be while proving your quizzes don't matter when everyone sends messages soliciting for a hump fest. Sounds like a Tinder origins story.
Speaking of eHarmony, you're like the grandfather of online dating; the pioneer of your day. And like any other great, old pioneer, it's about time you step down before you create a bigger disaster.
To our dear spammer friend, Zoosk. That's pretty much the only thing we can say about you. Oh, congrats on going IPO. Not sure how far you will crash and burn, but best of luck!
Skout, another spammer, but not as popluar as Zoosk. Wow, if that's all we can say about Skout, not sure how you're really contributing to things.
Lastly, Plenty of Fish, there are plenty of fish in the sea with you being one of them. Nice to see you making it literal.
From the bottom of our hearts, if you guys didn't mess things up, we may not have existed. Thank you.
Datelytics; the one taking away your users
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