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I’m allergic to cats but I’m all about the pussy.

Reasons To Date Me

• I'm pretty???

• I love animals

• I love to cook (and I'm good at it)

• I love music (Fav band/artists are the Gorillaz and Erin McKeown)

• I have fabulous, soft hair

• I am very gay and desperate to mingle (stfu Willow your dumb)

• My middle name is Bean

• I love to write

• I'm a great listener

• I love to give gifts

• I like Dan and Phil and Yuri On Ice??

• I'm clingy but know when to back off

• Never kissed anyone 😭

• Fav show is Parks and Rec and will binge watch anything with you

Add more later on!?!?!

"I'm not looking for anything serious". Really fuck boy? I just want some god damned popcorn at the movies, not fucking children.

I secretly love my statistics class because I get to overhear the conversations of my crushes’ younger brother and his friends >:)

UGH.

God... He is so damn sweet. Checking up on me and making sure I'm still doing okay. HE ASKS IF I AM FEELING BETTER.

#datemeplz