breathe.

Welcome friends. You have found me. I am Emily. Born and raised in Oklahoma. Reading is fun. Knitting is fun too. Baking is cool. (I'm secretly an old lady). I like long walk and hate rude people. Maybe long walks with rude people but only off short piers.

[seitanslut-deactivated20120915]

I always get attached to everyone and no one gets attached to me so I always just feel dumb

[bisexualwario]

i’m fucking wheezing this is so demonic

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

gwen stefani was right when she said this shit is bananas

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

starbucks barista: ive got a caffe mocha for… “russian spy”?

everybody: [remains seated and eyes each other suspiciously]

barista [throwing his CIA badge at the floor in defeat]: dammit i thought for sure that would work

[nfkjfehlkfjlk-deactivated201806]

Memes that are funny in 2018 and 1958

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Sadly Rosewood was not the only black town that was destroyed something similar happened in Tulsa

[verybrightdarkness]

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

I’m never… letting my significant other meet my family… like ever…

[consulting-timelady]

laptopped:

imagine banana with any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

[princesstigerbelle]

When cats stretch and spread their little toebeans out, reblog if you agree

[princesstigerbelle]

I can’t believe I forgot the best one

[iloveurcat]

This is the best post I’ve ever seen!!

[pinkest-twink-deactivated202007]

BEANS

[totalparksandrec]

[meanplastic]

Rihanna’s impact

[baby-you-can-chive-my-car-burger]

Oh my god… I love this

[stevetwisp]

!!!!!!!!!!

[owlgams]

sob even little king trash mouth is there

[magic-mess]

Summoning a demon just for a cuddle session is valid

[totalariana]

So basically just inviting any boy over?

[perversae]

So my dad has new clients and their son is transgender. He got pregnant with his boyfriend and put the baby up for adoption and the baby was adopted by a gay couple….which means that his baby daughter has 4 dads and no mom.

[krakendra]

This kid is going to own at the ‘my dad can beat up your dad’ game.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“My dads can out-barbershop quartet your dads”

[gaycop]

top reasons to get married

Firmly saying “That’s my wife!” and knock someone out in one punch

love i guess

[sparrow-va]

john mulaney ghostwrote this