Hank 3 why are you so freaky?
Q: Hank 3 why are you so freaky?
A: “Pants hanger.”
This is such a funny detail
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Hank 3 why are you so freaky?
Q: Hank 3 why are you so freaky?
A: “Pants hanger.”
This is such a funny detail
I need all 5 hanks AT THE SAME DAMN TIME GOD PLEASE
Q: I need all 5 hanks AT THE SAME DAMN TIME GOD PLEASE
A: “We could work something out..”
Hey hanks! Dirk says you guys all share one brain cell (which scientifically could be untrue) but I would like to test that by asking you how you guys make a pbj sandwich think fast!
Q: Hey hanks! Dirk says you guys all share one brain cell (which scientifically could be untrue) but I would like to test that by asking you how you guys make a pbj sandwich think fast!
A: The Hanks share a troubled look before turning back to you.
Hank 4, “House Homie.. we’re hangers..”
Back again hi hanks! So guess what? ITS LAUNDRY DAY! *dumps a bunch of clothes*
This is more of a joke response than anything 😭
johnny, one of my favourite pictures is starting to remind me of you
this is the picture
Q: johnny, one of my favourite pictures is starting to remind me of you
A: “Hm… ain’t that far off, I guess.”
I wonder how Johnny’s lover is doing…
Dorian! Does it hurt when people knock on the door? Do you prefer doorbells?
Q: Dorian! Does it hurt when people knock on the door? Do you prefer doorbells?
A: “Don’t hurt, just uncomfy havin’ people knockin’ on my chest. I do prefer the doorbell..”
*covers Hector's face with kisses and runs for it*
SPOILERS FOR HECTORS FACE
Do you guys play any instruments?
If so whats your favorite?
(For the hanks)
Q: Do you guys play any instruments? If so whats your favorite?
A: Hank 1, “We don’t play any instruments, homie.”
Hank 4, “But! We do have favorites!”
Hank 5, “I, for one, like the violin.”
Hank 3, “I like the guitar!”
Hank 1, “The piano isn’t so bad.”
Hank 2, “I guess I like the drums.”
Hank 4, “Trumpet!”