“The first washing machine was produced by Maytag and was called "The hired girl"”
Created; July 1st, 2025
Last Updated; June 27th, 2026
What is this?
“The most important tool in a toolbox is knowledge.”
This is my very own Date Everything ask/roleplay blog! If you see a familiar format and know me from my Dream Daddy ask blog NO YOU DON’T. Annnyways… there’s not much else to say so go ahead and keep reading!
Characters
“The first treadmill was invented in England in 1818 as a torture device for prisoners.”
The characters are in alphabetical order
KNOW : When asking questions to Drysdale about Washford or vise versa, they will answer as if they are still broken up. They are STILL EXES on this blog but that doesn’t mean you can’t try to help
Able
Amir
Artt
Barry Styles
Beau
Betty
Bobby Pinn
Cabrizzio
Cam
Captain Jacques Pierrot
Chance
Curt and/or Rod
Daemon
Dasha
Dorian
Doug
Drysdale
Fantina
Gaia
Hanks
Hector
Jean Loo Pissoir, Lil' Crapper
Jerry
Johnny Splash
Keyes
Koa
Kopi
Kristof
Lady Memoria
Lucinda
Luke Nukem
Lux
Penelope
Rainey
Reggie
The Sassy Chap
Skylar Specs
Teddy
Telly
Tony
Tyrell
Washford
Tags!
“The three largest television screens in the world are all located in Las Vegas, Nevada.”
#dateviatorsareinuse - Dateables answering your asks
#notsocoolbeans - Anything having to do with the content awares for the characters
#avertyoureyes - My answer to an ask will have spoilers!
#hipcracking - Anything admin has to say
#lyricsbookshelf - Admin's short fics
#smooches pfp collection - Dateables covered in kisses!
Rules / Need to Knows
“If you have unlimited time, no safe is unbreakable.”
Be patient if it takes me a while to get to your ask, I promise, l'll do the best to answer all asks I get!
If any anons would like to claim an emoji, just sign off with one and I'll add it to an anon list!
If your ask implies or flat out states any kind of discrimination, it will go unanswered and be deleted.
No asks involving real life drama, only situations in the game will be acknowledged.
Spoilers will also be labeled so you can avoid them! <- PLEASE REMIND ME IF SOMETHING NEEDS TO BE LABELED AS A SPOILER
Words/phrases highlighted in purple and italic, or white, striked out and italic are me speaking.
Words/phrases highlighted in red have an explanation at the bottom of the post.
Words/phrases highlighted in blue have a translation at the bottom of the post.
Disclaimer
“The term 'skeleton key' derives from the fact that the key has been reduced to its essential parts.”
Some characters have “content awares”, and I will be doing my best to implement my own content awares for this blog. If you read a content aware and don’t like the warning, then don’t look at it! Scroll away!
Also!! The Dateables may interact with you and answer your questions as if you’re interacting with them for the first time. (Unless you sign off with an emoji and continuously interact with them.)
Anon List
“Microwaves can microwave glass, paper, and most ceramics, but not metal.”
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🌟
🏳️⚧️🌡️
🦋
🪷
🐝
🦨
🐠
🧺
🧟
☕️🍄
♥️
🐌
💜⚙️
🌙🕸️
🪻
🎺
🦑
🌕⭐️
🌸
🌌🌴
✨🤐
💿(can’t find the actual emoji they used :,( )
🧁💥
🎉
👽🕸️
📦❗️
Other Social Media
“The average drawer can hold around 50lbs of junk.”
Tiktok where I post silly little Date Everything videos; @lovelyyourtown
Every time I think I have time to work on this blog I get so busy all over again 💔 I’ll try to slowly push out posts when I have the time until I can give it my full attention again.
Just to let you all know, I’m working on getting answers to my draft first then posting them periodically! I promise your questions will be answered soon, just got a process to do.
Omg I love you so much y ou are so cute bbg ໒꒰ྀི๑ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ๑꒱ྀིა໒꒰ྀི⸝⸝⸝ᵒ̴̶̷̥́ ⌑ ᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀⸝⸝⸝꒱ྀི১(⸝⸝⸝ᵒ̴̶̷ᴗᵒ̴̶̷ꕤ)໒꒰ྀི∗ɞ̴̶̷ ·̮ ɞ̴̶̷∗꒱ྀིა✌︎˶╹ꇴ╹˶✌︎ you are so sweet and kind and omg omg I love uuuuuu darling ahhhh o(〃^▽^〃)oo(〃^▽^〃)oo(〃^▽^〃)oo(〃^▽^〃)o hehehe kisses! ໒꒰ྀི∗ɞ̴̶̷ ·̮ ɞ̴̶̷∗꒱ྀིა
Q: yeah.. I can’t copy all that..
A: Reggie stares at you like you’ve got completely mad. Normally he’d love a boost to his ego, only to be able to shut someone down, but your usages of “sweet” and “kind” make a look of disgust grow on his face. “Mm, yeah. Thanks but no.”
Telly? Can I have a smooch? You’re the most handsome television I’ve seen💋
Q: Telly? Can I have a smooch? You're the most handsome television I've seen
A: “For you, baby? That ain’t that crazy! C’mere!” Telly pulls you in and presses a kiss to your lips. A jolt of electricity flows through your body and down your spine. It is simply and purely beautiful.
Sorry for my unexplained hiatus, I was dealing with some stuff and school eventually got in the way, but this mod is going to get back in the groove of things and answer your questions! Not to mention the fact that I will be playing Date Everything more often again, so we may have new characters be available for question!
Happy asking, you beautiful and/or handsome being!
Hey Amir, how do you feel about the myth of Narcissus, AKA that old Greek dude who died immediately when he couldn't get to third base with his own reflection? Were you there when it happened?
This isn't me calling you a narcissist, by the way, I just love a sexy tragedy and I want your take on this story.
Q: Hey Amir, how do you feel about the myth of Narcissus, AKA that old Greek dude who died immediately when he couldn't get to third base with his own reflection? Were you there when it happened?
A: “While it is interesting, I was not there. For one, he looked into a pool of water in several versions of the myth and not a mirror. For two, it is just that! A myth used to explain how people are.”
The creator of this blog fucking loves Greek Mythology
I'm geniunely wondering does Kris ever want to... change his hairstyle, or does he like them in those cute little braids? 🌸
(Hehehehe, I've always wanted to draw him with different hairstyles.)
Q: I'm geniunely wondering does Kris ever want to... change his hairstyle, or does he like them in those cute little braids?
A: “They are not cute! My braids keep hair out of my face in battle, and they connect me to my gods and ancestors!” Kristof beams with pride as he sets his hands on his hips.
Are you adding anybody new to the list? If so, might I suggest Parker and Mac? If not, it’s okay! I just thought I’d ask!
Nobody at the moment is getting added to the list, but I’m glad to take suggestions! The reason it takes so long to add new people is because I like to play through their routes first so I know how they act.
I can totally get Parker and Mac on my list soon though!