#datinequality

[jhenne-bean]

This character from the original: 

Will be played by this actress in the remake: 

Oh...I see. Go ahead and click the link; there's even more Racefail at Racebending.com

Never gets old, does it? 

[jhenne-bean]

And this brings up a vital and urgent question: Why?

Actually, it brings up several vital and urgent questions, though to be fair, most of them are just the word "why" with varying degrees of capitalization, exclamation, and with different synonyms for "motherfucker" appending them.

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Japan isn't a place so foreign to us that we can't relate to them as human beings.We're okay with Asians, Hollywood: They're no longer a mysterious and inscrutable society that fills us with fear and wonder.

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So when you're needlessly remaking movies in the future, remember that you can leave the setting and ethnicity of the characters alone, just so long as you change all of the dialogue to English, lest we spot a subtitle and are forced to flee the theater, slapping at the air like bees are chasing us.

[jhenne-bean]

[jhenne-bean]

[jhenne-bean]

This would be so much funnier if it wasn't panning out to be true.