My brother invited me to attend a birthday party with him so I course I go. I run into an old friend that insists that I go out with his cousin who is the same age as me. He tells me that he is extremely good looking, makes tons of money and is super nice. Well hello!!! Of course I will go!
The next weekend I get a text from his cousin (Jason) inviting me to go to sushi with him. I freaking love sushi and am so excited to meet this guy. After all he makes tons of money, is nice and very good looking.
So Jason and I talk throughout the day and he asks me for my email address. He says that he would like to send me some pictures. I think this is a little odd but ,OK what the hell. I receive several pictures.....
One is of his grandpa fishing (ummm ok?) one is a random picture of a lake and the other is of himself. Wait a second…did I say his grandpa fishing? Oh that was him fishing! He looks like he’s about 60 Years old, goofy as hell and is now sending me random pictures over email. Should I still go out with him? Of course! I love sushi and it will be free (I know, I’m awful) I show up for dinner and he Is NOT the good looking guy that my friend described and talks and brags the entire date!!!! OMG!!!!! I was looking at my watch the entire time just wanting to leave.
Ahhhhhh….he’s gone, the dates over and I will never see him again. Thank god! But of course he texts me over and over again. Just my luck