#daughter problems

[luxylucylou]

Sometimes I hate my mother

Like I love her but I've been asking her to buy this one thing for dayyys so that will would be able to bike ride with the dog this weekend.

But because she has terrible memory and I know that's not her fault but she forgot to buy it. And if she had bought it yesterday it would be here today/tomorrow.

Sadly she hasn't and now it's saying it will get here on Friday which is fine but that's the day we are leaving and me and my brother might have to stay back to wait for it to arrive 😭😭😭😭

[crunchywho-comix]

September 2023 has been caca. I'm glad to see it go.

[madgrayblue]

Mum: What are you doing?

Me: It's a tape measure.

Mum: What are you DOING?

Me: I'M MEASURING MY PENIS

[ragamuffin-dreamer]

My mom always gets upset and confused when I call her “Mrs. Bennet”, but then she makes comments about dressing up for a wedding “in case you meet a boy” and it all makes sense.

[grandinsidiouscupcake-blog]

My dad is singing to opera down stairs, it sounds like a whale in distress.

[megamaraudersfan]

Relly wish my mum would stop pointing out everything I eat that will “make me put on weight”. I am aware, but I guess I really wanted that biscuit.

[alittlelaudanum]

Mom

Me: *blows up a building*

Mom: *sleeps threw it*

Me: * goes on tumblr @ 3 am*

Mom: *randomly wakes up to yell at me*

[nymphishkelly]

I just realized that I'm that ass hole that will run into the bathroom right before you do in the off chance you might make it smell and as you are almost wetting yourself I'll be making a tumblr post like this.

Sorry

Not sorry actually

You always stink up the bathroom

Suffer!!!!