#dave asks

[lifewithdavefarts]

I doubt this was your intention with this, but as a sex-repulsed asexual with this kink, I really appreciate the more low-key, casual scenarios you write about, with Dave and Westfork – it's hard to come across stuff that matches my tastes usually, but yours hit the spot perfectly, haha

I'm also a writer of this kind of thing (not on Tumblr, though), but I feel like none of the scenarios I can come up with can go on for much longer than 1500 words… Do you have any advice on how to develop stories with slightly longer lifespans?

Obviously, it's okay if you can't come up with any advice – I mostly just wanted to say how much I like your writing!

You'd be surprised by how intentional this is actually, ahah. While I don't see myself as asexual, I do enjoy a more "laid-back", casual approach when it comes to this specific kink.

I'm flattered that you'd ask me for story tips but sadly, I'm no expert when it comes to writing, and I mostly write stuff when I'm inspired. I'd say that real life is a great inspiration, so to speak: even though none of my characters are 1:1 recreation of people I know IRL, they do have shades of them, including myself.

Also I personally enjoy "settings things up" before properly getting to the kinky stuff, as a way to flesh out the characters (and the scenario) involved a bit more -I'm not gonna act like Tim or Dave are deeply complex characters or anything ahah, but I personally like the idea of them being a bit more three-dimensional than their kinky archetypes, so sometimes the scenarios sort of write themselves.

Even more subjectively, while the stories are obviously kinky fart porn, the tone is (tentatively) very chill and comedic, which for me is really helpful when it comes to character interactions (fetish moments and whatnot).

I have no idea if those suggestions can be helpful (or if they make any sense, really). Either way, good luck with your writing! And thank you, glad you enjoy the stories!

[lifewithdavefarts]

How bad do Dave’s farts smell?

I usually imagine Dave's farts as being very loud and long first and foremost, but not as stinky as one may expect. Don't get me wrong, it's still gas coming out of a man's ass, so it's not pretty ahah.

However, since he usually rips more than one fart on Tim's face in each episode, you could say that the stench "stacks" with each rip, getting worse and worse as the "session" continues.

The fact that he tends to blast his friend's face while wearing sweatpants or jeans certainly shields Tim's nose from the worst, but sometimes it gets bad even with those layer of clothes on, especially when certain foods or beers are involved.

Those times Tim gets face-farted while Dave is, for example, sagging (like in Episode 36), he basically gets a taste of a more unfiltered stench, as there are less layers of cloth between his nose and his gassy bro's anus.

Either way, Tim is mostly a fan of the loud, thunderous sounds those farts make. His nostrils burning is just a welcome bonus ahah.

Thanks for reading!

[lifewithdavefarts]

I just wanted to say thank you so much for continuing to write these stories for us. No other fart stories ever come close for me when it comes to how much I love your Dave series, even after all these years! <3

Thanks man! Glad you like the series. Busy times are coming, but I'm planning to write more.

Thanks again!

[lifewithdavefarts]

Dave already made Tim pass out because of his farts?

Another late reply, sorry!

Dave's farts are very loud and powerful, but not as stinky as the loudness may imply. Don't get me wrong, it's still farts, so make sure your nostrils are up for it.

With that said, Tim is quite used to his friend's gas but sometimes, especially when junk food is involved, things can get too stinky even for a kinky pro like him. Tim would probably feel dazed at the very least, because of the smell but also because of, well, the massive boners Dave's farts give him.

They're both pros in their own way basically lol

[lifewithdavefarts]

I saw someone else mention the idea of Dave possibly gassing someone one day but not in a nice way. Honestly that does sound pretty awesome and id love to see it too! Knowing Dave it would be to give his own brand of payback for someone doing something mean to Tim or Dana.

ahah alright alright since you guys asked so nicely (and actually inspired me, thanks!), sure why not, I started writing an episode like you suggest.

Let's have some kinky fun... this time with an unwilling victim (who totally deserves it!). Coming hopefully this weekend.

[lifewithdavefarts]

Are there any situations Dave wouldn't be a nice guy with his gas?

ahah you like the idea of Dave getting a bit more aggressive and dominant, don't you? That's fine!

I admit that I personally don't know. Just never thought a scenario that's not, well, chill. haha

Like the worst he could do is probably trap some idiot (maybe that kiss ass from the latest story?) who deserves it (and not in a kinky way) in the car with him and hot-box the vehicle until he begs him to stop lol.

[lifewithdavefarts]

Hi! i was just wondering if you knew any good sites/pages that have the best fart stories? anything similar to yours perhaps??

Thanks for reading my stories. Also, I personally don't know any other site, but since most of the fart community seems to have moved to Twitter, I think you will find some authors there sharing their kinky stories.

[lifewithdavefarts]

Love your fart stories, are you a skidmarker btw? lol

Nope! I'm actually surprisingly "tame" when it comes to fart kink, as I basically almost only like jeans farts ahah.