#dave mems

[bro-strider-kin-calls]

i outgrew my bro by a bit, and he had a sleeve tattoo that went over a part of his chest. i went to college and came back and it felt like I just got bigger every time i was gone. id make fun of him and remind him of his aging and hed be a grumpy old man, pissed that i could stare at the top of his hat.

[the-caws-meow]

Dave is that weirdo who likes to only sleep with a sheet and Karkat is that dude who likes to sleep under a mountain of blankets so all during the night it's a struggle of Dave kicking them off the bed then Karkat pulling them back on and hunkering down under them

[the-caws-meow]

Me, right after getting my ass handed to me by my dad: Hey I should read this essay about Dave and his relationship with Bro

Me, one sentence into it: Oh this is a mistake

Me, halfway through and sobbing: Yeah totally a mistake