#dave rps

[glitchytrolls]

[10:54] AW: ((poor poor toothpaste

[10:54] CD: ((BUUUUUUUUUURN TOOTHPSTE MAN BURN))

[10:54] AW: ((i sould not b this gleeful

A day in the life of Letali-mun and NPC-mun, where we ruin his life & ect

[dappergh0st]

am i canon yet?

[noctlux]

This is the best roleplay I have ever experienced.

[ibisvilen]

littlemotherfucker replied to your post: 

motherfucker’s around. /grin/ AND I DON’T LIKE YOU, but i’d like to SINK MY TEETH INTO YA. give ya a motherfuckin boner.

*narrows his eyes* So is this like...your troll hate date type thing? Cos I wouldn't mind giving you a few bruises to remember me by. If you can handle me, that is. *smirks*

[ibisvilen]

DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING about fuckin' tearin' brother. JUST BRUISES.

...why you offering to bruise me up all pretty? I thought you didn't like me still. Or is this because you don't like me.

I'm not sure I fuckin trust you...where's David at anyways?

[ibisvilen]

i'll give you SOME MOTHERFUCKING bruises. >;o)

FUCKING PANTIS CHRIST

hiCKEYS ARE DIFFERENT THAN TEARING HOLES INTO MY CHEST

[ibisvilen]

thneedsecertary started following you

Well hey there Dave in an attractive suit...how can I help you?

[ibisvilen]

littlemotherfucker replied to your post: HE’S DEAD MOTHERFUCKER! AND YOU’RE NEXT.

HEHEHEHEHAHAHA! I’VE BEEN FUCKING HIM UP FOR YEARS. I’M DONE! YOU’RE GOING TO BE MY NEW FRIEND. ;o) /The door is unlocked and the inner lights are all broken out, curtains drawn, and horns everywhere with red over various walls with handprints.

*he hears the honking and tires to move towards it without stepping on any horns and staying close to the walls but his hand brushes over something wet on the wall and he looks to see a handprint in what looks a lot like blood*

shit shit shit this is bad *mumbles and flinches back from the wall but steps on a horn* HONK

*freezes up* oh fuck