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Fantroll Rp blog / patchy activity due to exams ----- I rp in different timelines & ages & AUs, so profiles are their General 'Canon' Sheet

[glitchytrolls]

Last exams are this friday! Can’t wait to finally be able to respond in a timely manner and be active on here c: !

[andrealessi-deactivated20180714]

I am not “full of hate” as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

[apolloablaze]

childs

[glitchytrolls]

me: wow I can't believe my fifty foot tall girlfriend is so beautiful

fifty foot tall girlfriend: COWER BEFORE ME PITIFUL ANTS, I CANNOT BE HARMED BY BULLET NOR BLADE

me: oh my god im in love

[thehomestucknerfgun-deactivated]

How many times will I have to explain-

There are THIRTEEN canon blood colors.

No other ones are valid.

I know it’s just for fun, but I’m seriously a perfectionist.

UvU

[ashlooloo]

brah…

[glitchytrolls]

Ref for Perlif’s weapon because I have a thing for heavily customized ones: 1. A stack of disks with diameter of 30cm, very heavy, can be used as a blunt weapon. It’s magnetized metal of high density. Rarely in singular form, it breaks down into 2-4 rings. Fully functional as juggling rings. 2. Can further break down to 12+ rings with thickness varying between CDs and cartridge paper. The thinner/more numerous they get the weaker the attack is, eventually not being able to do more than a few papercuts or scare the opponent - They can hover over her hands and back to her if called, as long as they are within range (in a manner similar to Yondu’s arrows ). Because she has to throw them herself, they usually split up after being thrown at the target

[bunnybelled]

“remember when i had only three trolls on this blog” every fantroller at some point dont fight it

[glitchytrolls]

I was going to draw a bunch or reaction images and quick ref but developed a strain related arm injury ;u;

[clockworkreapers]

Knight of mind

[blunk182]

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

[raitrolling]

Pissing off highbloods

[raitrolling]

=> Oh shit you forgot about symbols being a form of ID.

=> Oh shit they weren’t bluffing.

=> Ok, stay calm. Sure, they found out your surname, but that can’t be too bad, right? Surely there has to be some other bluebloods with the same name and symbol out there. There has to be, otherwise you’re in trouble.

it’sliterallypronounced exactly howit’sspelled>>>> didn’t your lususteachyouhow to speak properly>>>>

=> You hold onto that very small hope that maybe, just maybe, they’ve got the wrong name. You don’t think it’s that hard to pronounce Hummel, after all.

=> … But apparently your comments went a little too far, as now the other troll has brought out their strife weapon. Now you’re definitely in trouble.

woahman>>>> chill>>>> i wasjoking>>>> alright>>>>

=> You continue to back away, but a little quicker this time. You’re not exactly a fighter and you know fully well that there’s no way you’d be able to take them on and win, so you don’t bother to grab your own weapon. You focus on trying to talk them out of beating the shit outta you while creating as much distance between them as possible instead.

look>>>> i’mnotlooking for a fight alright>>>> ithinkyoujust needtorelax>>>> go for a walksomewherefarfar away>>>> pet a couple woofbeasts>>>> allthatnice not beatingtheshitoutof an unarmedciviliancourier stuff>>>>

=> You laugh, though you sound a lot more nervous than before.

[glitchytrolls]

“I don’t like your TONE. What gives you the impression that you can TELL me what to dO?” >Actually that is a lie, you are loving it - the stranger, wait no, Hummel is giving off some worried vibes. And you’re eating it up. Who said lying and bluffing your way to morsels of truth gets you nowhere? It’s definitely getting you into a position where you have the upper hand right now. You are going to attempt scaring the blueblood for kicks. Because you are a vindictive person with bad choices in entertainment

“Awww, are you SCARED, PUMPKIn? Why, isn’t that just ADORABLe” >You are a horrible troll being and McLovingIt

[apocalypseaxolotl]

Jungle days (Open)

[glitchytrolls]

Ccahai was on yet another expedition in some Messiah-forsaken leafy forest thing. That’s as far as his vocabulary for the surrounding went. He tred through the offensive bushes while grumbling about how there was no signal for the GPS app on his portable communication device. His life would be so much easier if he wasn’t after all this lost treasure, but the life of a practically ground pirate wasn’t an easy one. While he was busy with wallowing in self pity at his wi-fi-lessness, he practically got attacked by the cluckbeast that was running away. Frazzled by the encounter, Ccahai took a closer look at his surrounding in time to see the tree collision. That looked like it hurt. Also it looked very stupid, not like he was going to say that. He went to re-tie his hair to look casual and as if he didn’t just notice the incredibly embarrassing. “Ah- are you okay?” Well so much for pretending that didn’t happen

[apocalypseaxolotl]

Jase blinked, though it looked like a wink with only the one eye thing, and looked up towards where the voice had come from. He saw the other troll and nodded a bit “Ya, Im ok. It happens alot, Im kinda used to it.” He smiled and stood.

He winced a bit, ok yes it hurt a lot, but he didnt let on. He got hurt alot, so one little scrape wouldnt be the end of the world now would it? His eye then widened “The cluck-beast! Which way did it go!?”

[glitchytrolls]

Now that the troll wasn’t a blur, Cah winced a bit at the bright colours - that wasn’t particularly utilitarian. The cerulean's disapproval ratings crept up the longer the interaction went on, even if he was trying to make it a personal matter. Really, why was he paying so much attention to the troll’s appearance when it was barely relevant to - to the running and ah ah yes the cluckbeast. That literally just happened, get your head in the game. “Are you entirely sure you ah, want to continue with the chasing?”  Ccahai put a hand to his chin and the other across his chest in an attempt to look casual which at best looked uncomfortable. He was mainly concerned with how running after things in dense greenery in bright colours and with poor coordination usually did not end well. Someone must stop this troll for continuing this tomfoolery. “Maybe you should try... not doing that?”  Ccahai Voceli you are the master of persuasion 

[glitchytrolls]

worst rumour about dastja: enjoys grub products for the texture

[Dastja would be really defensive about any rumour, regardless of whether it’s true or not. Even from things like “Your kismesis has a pitch crush on you”]

[diamondxrust]

who is this strange person and why are they terrorizing our wrigglers with their flower crowns

[glitchytrolls]

Hey, did you send me something? Tumblrs being weird and I though I saw something from you but it dissapeared

Yup I did send a thing o

[taimatrolls]

domino quick! sehron is challenging you for a pillow war. get rekt

Sehron’s horn pierced the pillow so he was stuck with it hanging on his head after this.

[assholetrolls]

RIP SEHRON

[trollplay]

Send me a rumor about my troll, and they'll react to hearing it for the first time!