#davemom

[twiceagonzied]

twt request. mamas boy dave you exist purely for my enjoyment

[thevaultlmao]

Rose asking Dave how close Dave thinks she sounds to her mom and watching Dave practically explode with arousal.

[slowpokedragon]

Sure I’ll adopt DirkRose into my belief system(your brain is fucking huge). So how about the others (DaveRoxy)?

thank u anon tee hee

OK DAVEROXY TIME LETSGO

daveroxy - 12/10 i fucking love me some epilogues daveroxx. once saw a headcanon that roxy changes his name to jeff and fulfills the "sweet bro hella jeff prophecy" which i ADOREEEE. roxy get that man OUT of his weird throuple situation and use your void powers to block alt calliope and ult dirks influences he deserves it. the incestuous brothers of all time... perhaps even surpassing brodave and dirkdave (heresy i know)

davemom - in a weird parallel to dirkmom dave is Also taking advantage but this time its to prove to himself that hes not gay. in fact hes so not gay because he can even pull his friend's mom and maybe he enjoys it a little too much when she dotes on him and coos over him (as opposed to rose who sees it all as five layers of irony and manipulation deep); helpless dave falling into the mom roxy spiral and she pats his cheek and calls him sweet

a!daveroxy - THIS one really is just roxy lashing out w her unrequited crush on dirk to try to get his attention and a!dave is just taking advantage of the situation while texting dirk about how his little friend is so cute and nice and pretending he cant tell roxy is giving pisspoor attempts at seduction that hes amused by

[callimaricounty]

thinking about all the fucked up incest that would happen if rose grew up with beta bro and dave lived with beta mom

[r4diumgirlz]

what do u think of daveroxy or davemom

i like the idea of neglected kid getting a weird incest boner at being given attention personally

it’s not particularly my thing but it’s cute. Dave’s very obvious crush on Roxy is funny and sweet in the way that a lost puppy is sweet, and i think their personalities mesh well together. girlfriends moment. davemom just kinda reminds me of when i was 15 and crushing on my best friend’s parents. it also is like…the complete encapsulation of the entire stepmom porn genre. it’s one big trashy bad acting hashtag milf hashtag twink porno to me, and also i think it would give Rose an aneurysm.

[zeverity]

I'M INFURIATED THAT I CAN'T FIND ANY MOM/DAVE FANFICTION

[avidxn]

I wanna fucking rp MILF Lalonde and confused yet turned on teenage Dave.

[noctulae]

Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Homestuck Rating: Mature Warnings: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Underage Relationships: Bro/Rose Lalonde, Mom/Dave Strider, Rose Lalonde/Dave Strider Characters: Dave Strider, Rose Lalonde, Mom (Homestuck), Bro (Homestuck) Additional Tags: Incest, kind of